Author Topic: got a date tonight, and my shower is broken, what should i do (Read 3777 times)

strangefires · « **Reply #60 on:** September 03, 2010, 06:30:15 AM »

kill yourself

Ronald Wilson Reagan · « **Reply #61 on:** September 03, 2010, 07:50:01 AM »

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Holy shit! What is this and how can I get one?!
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Well, I was just looking for a slip n slide, but here's a link: http://www.amazon.com/Banzai-Skimboard-Surfer-Slide-Wooden/dp/B0028TTQ4W

Add it to your wishlist, maybe Santa will bring you that joint.

Just wait. 10 years from now I'm going to be winning x-games, no, OLYMPIC gold for my banzai skimboard surfer slide skills. Skateboarding will be so 5 years ago in 10 years anyway.

Inbred Jed · « **Reply #62 on:** September 03, 2010, 12:52:22 PM »

The water shits don't spray that perfectly. When you get it home you will find out that you purchased a piece of crap. We have a Spiderman slip-n-slide and I bet old Ben Parker is rolling in his grave with the knowledge of how his nephews legacy is being dragged through the dog shit on the lawn.

Inbred Jed · « **Reply #63 on:** September 03, 2010, 12:56:44 PM »

and Rawb, the obvious solution is to ask to use her to go to the dude's house with the homemade hot tub. Bring along your razor and ask he to shave your balls for you in the hot tub.

FrenchFriedClownFingers · « **Reply #64 on:** September 03, 2010, 01:05:59 PM »

You could go all monk and shower in cold water, or use rubbing alcohol and water on your sweet spots a.k.a the mexican shower. rig your' garden hose up on your fence and enjoy, i am doing so, I cant shower in my homies house because he's a short dick narrow minded christian who thinks his wife will seduce me HA! paranoia and psychosis in human form...

Monty Burns · « **Reply #65 on:** September 03, 2010, 01:52:53 PM »

the white chick looks hot , go for it

smokecrack · « **Reply #66 on:** September 03, 2010, 02:42:04 PM »

don't let them sprinkle salt on your game, do you rawb. if you like the chick, then as cheesy as it sounds, just be yourself. on second thought, maybe hold back a lil. be nice and gentlemanly and all that shit. give us a wrap up after your hot date tonight!

rob2 · « **Reply #67 on:** September 06, 2010, 10:28:02 AM »

Well how did it go

smokecrack · « **Reply #68 on:** September 07, 2010, 05:00:14 AM »

Quote from: rob2 on September 06, 2010, 10:28:02 AM

Well how did it go

yeah rawb, what went down? we're dying out here!

Hercules Rockefeller · « **Reply #69 on:** September 07, 2010, 06:17:44 AM »

c`mon boys, give young love some time to bloom. they may be having walks on flowery fields right now, then enjoying that wonderful sunset, that never seemed so beautiful.

StabMasterArson · « **Reply #70 on:** September 07, 2010, 07:07:08 AM »

she kookd him.

Donkey Lips · « **Reply #71 on:** September 07, 2010, 08:07:40 AM »

Did you titty fuck this girl or no?

rawbertson. · « **Reply #72 on:** September 09, 2010, 11:48:45 AM »

i went out with her last friday it was pretty cool and we are hangin out tomorrow im gonna ask her to be my girlfriend

rawbertson. · « **Reply #73 on:** September 09, 2010, 11:49:29 AM »

shower is fixed now too

the ragamuffin · « **Reply #74 on:** September 09, 2010, 12:52:05 PM »

Do people still ask girls to be their "girlfriend" anymore? I've been with this girl for 2 months or so and I've never brought it up and neither has she. I mean it's exclusive at this point, but I'm trying to keep my options open. I guess we're just "talking?"

rawbertson. · « **Reply #75 on:** September 09, 2010, 01:01:08 PM »

my friend and i had this exact conversation a few nights ago ^

whatever you call it, the talk has to be had so you know if you are gettin played out or not.

StabMasterArson · « **Reply #76 on:** September 09, 2010, 05:13:29 PM »

I hope you are.

kevbo999 · « **Reply #77 on:** September 09, 2010, 05:24:25 PM »

You're gonna ask her to be your gf on your second date.........

camel filters · « **Reply #78 on:** September 09, 2010, 05:26:44 PM »

Quote from: Otis Shredding on September 09, 2010, 05:24:25 PM

You're gonna ask her to be your gf on your second date.........

rawbertson. · « **Reply #79 on:** September 10, 2010, 07:02:18 AM »

not the 2nd date more like 5th

cheep · « **Reply #80 on:** September 10, 2010, 07:25:58 AM »

Rawb, just go skate before... Girls say they dont like sweaty balls, but get them in thier face and they love that shit.

Narcissus · « **Reply #81 on:** September 10, 2010, 08:10:20 AM »

Are you filming this fisheye or long lens?

rawbertson. · « **Reply #82 on:** September 10, 2010, 08:41:41 AM »

i realized something last night... when we went out last week she wore this super nice dress, do you think that means that she likes me because she is trying to look her best? i hope so. i hate when you think that you like a girl and she doesnt like you back.

Beeda Weeda · « **Reply #83 on:** September 10, 2010, 09:17:15 AM »

when i was like 16 I asked a girl to be my girlfriend, or go steady at the end of our 1st date, luckily she was into it, otherwise I'm sure I would have become emo and slit my wrists.

Schteven · « **Reply #84 on:** September 10, 2010, 09:37:42 AM »

Just say this: I think what you say is very interesting, actually, I think you are very interesting. Are you interested?

And get tonsil hockeyin

rawbertson. · « **Reply #85 on:** September 10, 2010, 09:47:43 AM »

Quote from: Beeda Weeda on September 10, 2010, 09:17:15 AM

when i was like 16 I asked a girl to be my girlfriend, or go steady at the end of our 1st date, luckily she was into it, otherwise I'm sure I would have become emo and slit my wrists.

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Author Topic: got a date tonight, and my shower is broken, what should i do (Read 3777 times)

strangefires

Inbred Jed

Inbred Jed

kevbo999

Beeda Weeda