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jerrys_kids

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Terrible New Idea
« on: February 18, 2013, 09:23:49 AM »
Saw this add on Thrasher of all places

http://www.sk8strap.com/

Why not just ride a scooter?

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Re: Terrible New Idea
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2013, 09:27:01 AM »
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It can take years and hundreds of slams to get your skateboarding to the next level. 
 
Just clip a SK8 Strap on your board and get massive ollies, next level grinds, huge spins, even get inverted.
 
Frontflip a 12-Stair? 540 the hip at your local park? Clear that huge gap you?ve had your eye on? Or maybe you just want to get the feel of a boardslide without bustin your huevos rancheros.
 
When you roll a SK8 Strap the possibilities are endless.

Now I can frontflip the 12

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Re: Terrible New Idea
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2013, 09:30:37 AM »
I WILLL JUST THROW THIS IN HERE...

http://9gag.com/gag/6599189




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Re: Terrible New Idea
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2013, 09:30:48 AM »
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It can take years and hundreds of slams to get your skateboarding to the next level.�
 
Just clip a SK8 Strap on your board and get massive ollies, next level grinds, huge spins, even get inverted.
 
Frontflip a 12-Stair? 540 the hip at your local park? Clear that huge gap you?ve had your eye on? Or maybe you just want to get the feel of a boardslide without bustin your huevos rancheros.
 
When you roll a SK8 Strap the possibilities are endless.
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Now I can frontflip the 12

Nah man thats ABD

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Re: Terrible New Idea
« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2013, 09:41:49 AM »
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It can take years and hundreds of slams to get your skateboarding to the next level. 
 
Just clip a SK8 Strap on your board and get massive ollies, next level grinds, huge spins, even get inverted.
 
Frontflip a 12-Stair? 540 the hip at your local park? Clear that huge gap you?ve had your eye on? Or maybe you just want to get the feel of a boardslide without bustin your huevos rancheros.
 
When you roll a SK8 Strap the possibilities are endless.
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Now I can frontflip the 12

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Re: Terrible New Idea
« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2013, 09:51:41 AM »
Me and my mates would do the exact same thing but using an inner tube from a bmx. We were doing 360s over stacks of decks.
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Re: Terrible New Idea
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2013, 09:52:40 AM »
This is the oldest idea ever... every kid has tried this with a belt or some kind of rope, and decided that skating normally is just better. who would actually pay money for that

Original prize 79,99 and now 59,99... WTF!
« Last Edit: February 18, 2013, 09:54:58 AM by ben shraider »

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Re: Terrible New Idea
« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2013, 09:53:02 AM »
NO MORE BUSTED HUEVOS! FINALLY!
also if you read my whole facebook timeline from back in 2007 then this will also prove that magic is real.

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Re: Terrible New Idea
« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2013, 10:18:39 AM »
take it to the mega.

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Re: Terrible New Idea
« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2013, 10:56:45 AM »
how is this supposed to help anything? it has the sex appeal of a razor scooter with the durability of my shoelace. but at least it doesn't affect boardslides

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Re: Terrible New Idea
« Reply #10 on: February 18, 2013, 11:10:03 AM »
What the fuck is this shit? Seriously....

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Re: Terrible New Idea
« Reply #11 on: February 18, 2013, 01:30:22 PM »
"I'm regular, but I identify as switch backside."

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Re: Terrible New Idea
« Reply #12 on: February 18, 2013, 01:35:11 PM »
I'm a be on here until niggas start posting about my celebrity-skateboarder lifestyle exploits ala Lil Wayne.

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Re: Terrible New Idea
« Reply #13 on: February 18, 2013, 01:54:37 PM »
i always wanted to see what duct taping my feet to the board would be like


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Re: Terrible New Idea
« Reply #14 on: February 18, 2013, 01:58:13 PM »
i always wanted to see what duct taping my feet to the board would be like



it's fun  :D

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Re: Terrible New Idea
« Reply #15 on: February 18, 2013, 03:41:04 PM »
Me and my mates would do the exact same thing but using an inner tube from a bmx. We were doing 360s over stacks of decks.
yep many kids do it around here to. This is one of those ideas created by some bright spark who thinks they can come along and revolutionise skating with crap.

i always wanted to see what duct taping my feet to the board would be like

I want to say I saw rick howard do that....

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Re: Terrible New Idea
« Reply #16 on: February 18, 2013, 03:56:49 PM »

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Re: Terrible New Idea
« Reply #17 on: February 18, 2013, 05:03:09 PM »

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i always wanted to see what duct taping my feet to the board would be like
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I want to say I saw rick howard do that....


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Re: Terrible New Idea
« Reply #18 on: February 18, 2013, 06:47:45 PM »
hahaha well there you go. That looked so strange, like he was floating up that ledge.

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Re: Terrible New Idea
« Reply #19 on: February 18, 2013, 06:58:28 PM »
Clicked on the page, closed it instantly.
You can do this shit with a fucking inner tube.

I'm going to argue that Placebo owes their entire career to a Canadian dude's skate video part. Appleyard should be getting royalties for this shit.

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Re: Terrible New Idea
« Reply #20 on: February 18, 2013, 07:43:35 PM »
Reminds me of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=9ot9cZFO_uU#t=153s

Thank you so much for posting that. From the glass eye shooting out to the end it was great. I can't imagine skating with one eye.

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Re: Terrible New Idea
« Reply #21 on: February 18, 2013, 08:53:55 PM »
people are always trying to find alternatives of skatboarding that are a lot easier....  I remember I knew this kid who quit skating cuz he said it was too hard and now hes into longboarding and now he says thats harder than skating lolololol

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Re: Terrible New Idea
« Reply #22 on: February 18, 2013, 09:12:09 PM »
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"You hereby agree to indemnify, defend and hold harmless Sk8 strap, its members, founders, inventors, managers, officers, employees, agents, representatives, successors and assignsand release them from any and all liabilities, actions, demands, damages, expenses (including reasonable attorneys� fees), costs, claims and causes of action of any possible nature (collectively, the �Losses�) (including, but not limited to, Losses in respect of personal injury, death and property damage and loss) resulting from or in any manner related to wheel-related sports activities including, without limitation"


I'm sorry but I gotta step up on the soap box and rant for a second.  the following rant is completely unrelated to this thread  and probably irrelevant to 99 percent of you.  but it is relevant to a lot of people in the skateboarding industry:

if you run a small business and your wavier looks ANYTHING like this: get the fuck off legalzoom and find someone who has done this before.  these kind of waivers are complete bullshit.  If you run a hardgoods company; your waiver is probably bullshit.  If you run a skatepark; your waiver is probably bullshit.  you want to be serious about protecting yourself, pay a few extra dollars for a lawyer or accountant who a can make a tailored plan that will actually protect you and your business.  and for the love of your  livelihood please get some fucking insurance.


the guy who wrote this is either a massive douche or an incompetent shit head.  I'm no jan schlichtmann but this is bullshit upon bullshit.  the word is 'assignees' not fucking 'assigns.'  wheel related sports activities?!?! does that sound official to you? because thats bullshit, skateboard has a legal definition. a clause that asks you to defend the opposition? thats fucking bullshit too. please do not think a waiver like this is enough to protect you.

moral of the story; these fucking waivers are bullshit and your waiver sucks.


« Last Edit: February 18, 2013, 09:14:59 PM by tortfeasor »
more heaven-cruise than hell-ride.

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Re: Terrible New Idea
« Reply #23 on: February 18, 2013, 10:14:39 PM »
This is a grade-A horrible idea! Jeeeeez.

But that's definitely false advertising. I'm pretty sure that I can and WILL still get sacked trying to boardslide handrails.

I'd like the creators to show some test footage. hahahahaha. NEXT LEVEL SHIT

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Re: Terrible New Idea
« Reply #24 on: February 19, 2013, 10:34:41 AM »
I suck at SLAP.

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Re: Terrible New Idea
« Reply #25 on: February 19, 2013, 12:49:42 PM »
one of these will snap and take some kids face off.. at least i hope

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Re: Terrible New Idea
« Reply #26 on: February 19, 2013, 12:56:18 PM »
Finally, something worse than the soundtrack of the skate mafia video. (I'm watching it right now)

But yeah..... I can't believe someone spent money to make that skate strap thing! Vomit.