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worst places to skate
« on: June 12, 2018, 06:36:31 AM »
we've got the best cities thread, how about the towns, cities and unincorporated townships w/ nothing to skate?
laramie, wy. great place to drink, bad placee to skate.
nehawka, nebraska. one 3 set in town and a 3 foot manny pad.
elgin, south carolina. i skated a place that was under construction. it's prolly built now so, cancel christmas.
pineville, ky

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Re: worst places to skate
« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2018, 06:56:05 AM »
I lived in Panama City, Florida in the 90s. It's fucking horrible.

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Re: worst places to skate
« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2018, 07:04:35 AM »
thanks gay, that reminded me that huelo, maui was a piece of rainforest shit to skate.
yellowstone was crap for skating too [old faithful area].

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Re: worst places to skate
« Reply #3 on: June 12, 2018, 07:12:31 AM »
A lot of places are pretty to look at but brutal for skating. You know you're in trouble when a single crusty parking block and two set get you hyped to skate.

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Re: worst places to skate
« Reply #4 on: June 12, 2018, 07:23:56 AM »
A lot of places are pretty to look at but brutal for skating. You know you're in trouble when a single crusty parking block and two set get you hyped to skate.
that reminds me, denham springs, louisiana.

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Re: worst places to skate
« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2018, 07:44:08 AM »
Brazil in 90s

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Re: worst places to skate
« Reply #6 on: June 12, 2018, 07:47:53 AM »
thunder bay, ontario is probably the worst ive personally visited. Indiana as a state seemed pretty bad, but i didnt go to indianapolis

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Re: worst places to skate
« Reply #7 on: June 12, 2018, 07:53:58 AM »
I was a carnie for a little bit. Pretty much every town outside of a major city is terrible to skate.

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Re: worst places to skate
« Reply #8 on: June 12, 2018, 08:14:06 AM »
I was a carnie for a little bit. Pretty much every town outside of a major city is terrible to skate.
This.  If we are saying larger cities only, then I'd say Charleston SC or Savannah GA.  Too old too hot too flat.

Also, a carnie?

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Re: worst places to skate
« Reply #9 on: June 12, 2018, 08:20:38 AM »
West palm beach tons of rad things to get down on in the downtown area same as Ft Laudy now here's where it gets shitty tons of suburbs and underdeveloped streets with shitty pee gravel that chunks your wheels up. I wouldn't mind skating flatground if the concrete was smooth. oh and the constant traffic of goons flying down suburb streets, Late night roof tacs work great at puncturing tires. Costal towns in Oregon Coos bay, Astoria, Florida Lantana sucks ass. Georgia northwest towards chattanooga garbage Anywhere rural Alabama, If your in the south yes the cities are a seascape of stairs handrails and gaps galore however the suburbs you need an inside man to find the rad spots. I find that when breaking the rules and actually street skating the plazas in wealthy areas if you are behind a place and not a dick you shouldn't get fucked with however sometimes you have to run and gun it. which is fine just be safe and don't expect too much. AZ,NM,CO,TX all rad places with tons of ditches and stuff to rip however winter time floods and monsoons so get it while it is good. I find that skateboarding has become segregated from alot of it's initial idea of street skating. That's why I like the idea of using your noodle building stuff to skate as 1 you aren't kicked out of spots 2 you learn something about yourself  3 it's fun building something that is yours and the homies rip on.
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Re: worst places to skate
« Reply #10 on: June 12, 2018, 10:15:53 AM »
Tyler, Texas
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Re: worst places to skate
« Reply #11 on: June 12, 2018, 10:40:14 AM »
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I was a carnie for a little bit. Pretty much every town outside of a major city is terrible to skate.
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This.  If we are saying larger cities only, then I'd say Charleston SC or Savannah GA.  Too old too hot too flat.

Also, a carnie?

Yeah.  He helped found Big Brother and start Jackass. 

Skating's basically what you make of it.  Not everywhere is going to be SF or Barcelona.  I went to college in the south and had some waxed up parking blocks behind a medical office and one decent parking garage with some ledges. 

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Re: worst places to skate
« Reply #12 on: June 12, 2018, 10:43:03 AM »
pretty much anywhere that's wealthy and safe is the worst place to skate

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Re: worst places to skate
« Reply #13 on: June 12, 2018, 11:01:58 AM »
Anywhere without infrastructure and concrete to ride around on probably. Thinking of wartorn countries in Africa.

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Re: worst places to skate
« Reply #14 on: June 12, 2018, 11:14:57 AM »
Most areas in the Southeast up until the early 00s where cities stopped using that weird rock-asphalt mix eveywhere.

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Re: worst places to skate
« Reply #15 on: June 12, 2018, 11:27:58 AM »
Any ditch ever.
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Re: worst places to skate
« Reply #16 on: June 12, 2018, 11:28:38 AM »
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I was a carnie for a little bit. Pretty much every town outside of a major city is terrible to skate.
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This.  If we are saying larger cities only, then I'd say Charleston SC or Savannah GA.  Too old too hot too flat.

Also, a carnie?
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Yeah.  He helped found Big Brother and start Jackass. 

Skating's basically what you make of it.  Not everywhere is going to be SF or Barcelona.  I went to college in the south and had some waxed up parking blocks behind a medical office and one decent parking garage with some ledges.
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Re: worst places to skate
« Reply #17 on: June 12, 2018, 11:34:40 AM »
Got a few roads here in my town. One of em is smoother than the other. So its pretty cool.

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Re: worst places to skate
« Reply #18 on: June 12, 2018, 11:36:08 AM »
I’ve had good luck in Toledo sometimes. Convinced my friends to go pin my car and drive past Toledo to go to Bowling Green to scout shit out. No dice.
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Re: worst places to skate
« Reply #19 on: June 12, 2018, 11:36:53 AM »
New pet peeve is the tennis courts with the softish ground that feels super slow
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Re: worst places to skate
« Reply #20 on: June 12, 2018, 11:49:05 AM »
we've got the best cities thread, how about the towns, cities and unincorporated townships w/ nothing to skate?
laramie, wy. great place to drink, bad placee to skate.
nehawka, nebraska. one 3 set in town and a 3 foot manny pad.
elgin, south carolina. i skated a place that was under construction. it's prolly built now so, cancel christmas.
pineville, ky

I lived in CO and we went to Laramie on a "skate trip", and can confirm.  didn't really have any street spots, but in all honesty, I kinda liked the little park they have there.  There was also some cowboy festival going on downtown and you could just walk around drinking beers and there was bands and all kinds of shit.  I rode a mechanical bull.

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Re: worst places to skate
« Reply #21 on: June 12, 2018, 12:08:51 PM »
Any ditch ever.

ditch spots always look fun on video and then you get there and realize how shitty it is
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: worst places to skate
« Reply #22 on: June 12, 2018, 12:10:19 PM »
any lagoon sucks for skating

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Re: worst places to skate
« Reply #23 on: June 12, 2018, 12:17:12 PM »
any lagoon sucks for skating

not for creature tho.

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Re: worst places to skate
« Reply #24 on: June 12, 2018, 12:17:49 PM »
any lagoon sucks for skating

tony hawk had a house on the carlsbad lagoon with a backyard skatepark
What kind of mikey taylor logic is this?

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Re: worst places to skate
« Reply #25 on: June 12, 2018, 12:21:40 PM »
The street I grew up on. Push for a block and your body would be tingling from the vibration.

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Re: worst places to skate
« Reply #26 on: June 12, 2018, 12:23:41 PM »
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Any ditch ever.
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ditch spots always look fun on video and then you get there and realize how shitty it is

Amen to that.


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Re: worst places to skate
« Reply #27 on: June 12, 2018, 12:42:07 PM »
the bermuda triangle

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Re: worst places to skate
« Reply #28 on: June 12, 2018, 12:50:22 PM »
u lil scamp

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Re: worst places to skate
« Reply #29 on: June 12, 2018, 12:58:33 PM »
Most areas in the Southeast up until the early 00s where cities stopped using that weird rock-asphalt mix eveywhere.

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