Author Topic: Garrett Hill's LinkedIn Profile - Would you hire him? (Read 10972 times)

Gideon Choi · « **on:** August 27, 2018, 08:43:07 AM »

Garrett seems driven with an entrepreneurial work ethic that can be attributed to working with Jamie Thomas, who was voted San Diego's Entrepreneur of the Year (2006). Garrett brings a wide range of modern-day skills ranging from management, social media, and creative direction. According to Viktoriya Stolitenko, "This man [Garrett] has a formal training in AWESOME."

https://www.linkedin.com/in/garrett-hill-a61a32a3/

behavioralguide · « **Reply #1 on:** August 27, 2018, 08:45:29 AM »

not sure where this thread will go but will be paying close attention

cosmicgypsies · « **Reply #2 on:** August 27, 2018, 08:47:01 AM »

that wave so big bodhis tryna fuckin surf it

emchen · « **Reply #3 on:** August 27, 2018, 08:49:47 AM »

2014 Toyota's athlete of the year??? Hire this man!

I feel like the most successful post-skate careers I've seen have been in real estate. Can you imagine some rando googling their realtor to find a video of those red & black pants

TwisT · « **Reply #4 on:** August 27, 2018, 08:53:31 AM »

Post your own linkedin

doomstation55 · « **Reply #5 on:** August 27, 2018, 09:15:13 AM »

Quote from: TwisT on August 27, 2018, 08:53:31 AM

Post your own linkedin

No.

rapscallion · « **Reply #6 on:** August 27, 2018, 09:19:21 AM »

Wait, hold up minimum wage employee, let me take a photo of you handing me the food, for the gram!!

I mentioned this awful post in passing on some obscure instagram page's comments and he found it and blocked me. Would not hire.

GAY · « **Reply #7 on:** August 27, 2018, 09:21:24 AM »

All that experience won't amount to a Hill of beans in corporate America.

iKobrakai · « **Reply #8 on:** August 27, 2018, 09:29:27 AM »

Glorified half-truths and made-up buzzwords invented by unpaid marketing inters.

fulfillthedream · « **Reply #9 on:** August 27, 2018, 09:33:32 AM »

"Ambitious and enthusiastic adventurer with 17 years + experience in the entertainment and skateboarding industry as an endorsed athlete, brand manager, creative director, world traveler and team player"

shit_for_brains · « **Reply #10 on:** August 27, 2018, 09:35:59 AM »

The only thing he needs is to identify himself as the guy from the coffee gif

shripshrapper · « **Reply #11 on:** August 27, 2018, 09:40:09 AM »

Quote from: fulfillthedream on August 27, 2018, 09:33:32 AM

"Ambitious and enthusiastic adventurer with 17 years + experience in the entertainment and skateboarding industry as an endorsed athlete, brand manager, creative director, world traveler and team player"

Look out corporate world, G Hill is a TEAM PLAYER.

behavioralguide · « **Reply #12 on:** August 27, 2018, 09:41:58 AM »

Quote from: shit_for_brains on August 27, 2018, 09:35:59 AM

The only thing he needs is to identify himself as the guy from the coffee gif

''social influencer''

Cherb · « **Reply #13 on:** August 27, 2018, 09:44:45 AM »

Quote from: shit_for_brains on August 27, 2018, 09:35:59 AM

The only thing he needs is to identify himself as the guy from the coffee gif

Might not be a bad idea.

Pretty Serious · « **Reply #14 on:** August 27, 2018, 09:46:20 AM »

Quote from: fulfillthedream on August 27, 2018, 09:33:32 AM

"Ambitious and enthusiastic adventurer with 17 years + experience in the entertainment and skateboarding industry as an endorsed athlete, brand manager, creative director, world traveler and team player"

Colt Cannon's Cargos · « **Reply #15 on:** August 27, 2018, 10:12:33 AM »

Watching ex-pro skaters try to tailor their vast experience of professionally jumping down stairs and grinding handrails in to relevant business experience on Linkedin is awesome.

brent · « **Reply #16 on:** August 27, 2018, 10:20:08 AM »

Quote from: Bubblegum Tate on December 13, 2012, 07:55:13 PM

Brand should be called "left pant leg color black, right pant leg color red"

SHIREFLIP · « **Reply #17 on:** August 27, 2018, 10:35:35 AM »

I dunno.

Will he wear his wizard hat?

rejectpaul · « **Reply #18 on:** August 27, 2018, 10:50:14 AM »

i sure as hell wouldn't hire him to collect coffees for the office/job site

SHIREFLIP · « **Reply #19 on:** August 27, 2018, 10:54:08 AM »

Quote from: rejectpaul on August 27, 2018, 10:50:14 AM

i sure as hell wouldn't hire him to collect coffees for the office/job site

That was one time, Paul!

jakeumms · « **Reply #20 on:** August 27, 2018, 10:56:54 AM »

My own linkedin profile is glass house of garbage so I think I'm gonna leave that stone on the ground. Congrats on being skilled and hireable tho. Must be nice.

h00man · « **Reply #21 on:** August 27, 2018, 11:01:42 AM »

He didn't mention he is an infamous meme in the skateboarding world and that he is a know-it-all Harry Potter fan.

essal · « **Reply #22 on:** August 27, 2018, 11:05:18 AM »

Quote from: rejectpaul on August 27, 2018, 10:50:14 AM

i sure as hell wouldn't hire him to collect coffees for the office/job site

wat? that's the only job i'd hire him to do

Sick Duck · « **Reply #23 on:** August 27, 2018, 11:11:18 AM »

It’s funny and all but at least he’s trying to put himself out there and get something close to a real job

CRAILFISH TO REVERT · « **Reply #24 on:** August 27, 2018, 11:16:17 AM »

viral video star who's 'no fucks given' approach to pants took the internet by storm.

gollum mcjinglemeballs · « **Reply #25 on:** August 27, 2018, 11:17:01 AM »

"Ambitious and enthusiastic adventurer with 17 years + experience in the entertainment and skateboarding industry as an endorsed athlete, brand manager, creative director, world traveler and team player"

Resume speak such as this only reaffirms my commitment to communism

Far from relevant · « **Reply #26 on:** August 27, 2018, 11:32:52 AM »

I wouldnt even hire him to shovel my driveway in the winter.

Jerkstore · « **Reply #27 on:** August 27, 2018, 12:01:50 PM »

Yeh probably

He's getting a degree in marketing, has a decent amount of experience and obviously has familiarity with how new businesses are setup

midevilco · « **Reply #28 on:** August 27, 2018, 01:11:44 PM »

My cat destroyed a squirrel and left 75% of it all over the yard.

If he could get here within the hour to clean it up, he is hired.

alraunen · « **Reply #29 on:** August 27, 2018, 01:25:09 PM »

I follow skaters on LinkedIn as a hobby. Mike Taylor is terrible explaining his entrepreneur spirit after losing his sponsor...

Author Topic: Garrett Hill's LinkedIn Profile - Would you hire him? (Read 10972 times)

shit_for_brains

Pretty Serious

SHIREFLIP

SHIREFLIP

midevilco