Author Topic: lame instagram posts by pros (Read 1503553 times)

Fred Savage · « **Reply #1950 on:** July 10, 2019, 03:45:52 PM »

Quote from: Sick Duck on July 10, 2019, 03:39:29 PM

I understand carrying a knife if you have a job or hobby where you need to use it a lot. But if you’re carrying a knife for self defense, let’s be honest are you really gonna pull that out during a mugging and stab the mf with it? Probably not. And if you do and the guy dies you’re in for a whole world of shit sadly. Better off carrying pepper spray, as pussy as it sounds. And this is coming from someone who has been mugged/ jumped several times and cut in a fight

Most knife fights are a messy affair where both people sustain injuries. Better off just shooting nazis, think Indian Jones.

Sick Duck · « **Reply #1951 on:** July 10, 2019, 04:12:05 PM »

Quote from: Fred Savage on July 10, 2019, 03:45:52 PM

Quote from: Sick Duck on July 10, 2019, 03:39:29 PM
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I understand carrying a knife if you have a job or hobby where you need to use it a lot. But if you’re carrying a knife for self defense, let’s be honest are you really gonna pull that out during a mugging and stab the mf with it? Probably not. And if you do and the guy dies you’re in for a whole world of shit sadly. Better off carrying pepper spray, as pussy as it sounds. And this is coming from someone who has been mugged/ jumped several times and cut in a fight
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Most knife fights are a messy affair where both people sustain injuries. Better off just shooting nazis, think Indian Jones.

yeah when i got cut the dude pulled out a blade and sliced me in the arm twice, it bled everywhere was pretty gnarly

Francis Xavier · « **Reply #1952 on:** July 10, 2019, 04:46:00 PM »

Quote from: GAY on July 10, 2019, 03:26:54 PM

My long-ass Cardi B fingernails double as li'l box openers an' weapons an' shit.

An' you tell em' Chill with the beef,get some chicken instead

SneakySecrets · « **Reply #1953 on:** July 10, 2019, 04:47:47 PM »

I always insist we play by Beat It rules for my knife fights.

Binomial Nomenclature · « **Reply #1954 on:** July 10, 2019, 05:22:08 PM »

A few weeks ago a dude was skating my local park with a knife in a sheath attached to his belt. I thought this was pretty dumb and wondered what happens if he slams on his hip?

Francis Xavier · « **Reply #1955 on:** July 10, 2019, 05:31:55 PM »

Of dragonslaying on Trump

pizzafliptofakie · « **Reply #1956 on:** July 10, 2019, 05:36:36 PM »

I like to imagine that before that post he was actually going store to store stressing out because he couldn't find a Trump sign.

Francis Xavier · « **Reply #1957 on:** July 10, 2019, 05:37:33 PM »

Quote from: the_unknown_soldier on July 10, 2019, 05:36:36 PM

I like to imagine that before that post he was actually going store to store stressing out because he couldn't find a Trump sign.

Inbetween spangin' I'll bet too!

ScudMantels · « **Reply #1958 on:** July 10, 2019, 05:38:01 PM »

Quote from: Francis Xavier on July 10, 2019, 05:31:55 PM

Of dragonslaying on Trump

Ya buddy that's sick, we need more skateboarders in the skaters for Trump movement because the skate industry is full of flamboyant swag limp wrist liberals.

pizzafliptofakie · « **Reply #1959 on:** July 10, 2019, 05:39:54 PM »

You can't even see that guy's wrist so don't go assuming he's anymore put together than those libs.

Francis Xavier · « **Reply #1960 on:** July 10, 2019, 05:40:28 PM »

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Of dragonslaying on Trump
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Ya buddy that's sick, we need more skateboarders in the skaters for Trump movement because the skate industry is full of flamboyant swag limp wrist liberals.

Crustpunx for Trump 2020 so sickkk

Cool Ceith · « **Reply #1961 on:** July 10, 2019, 07:10:23 PM »

Quote from: Francis Xavier on July 10, 2019, 05:40:28 PM

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Of dragonslaying on Trump
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Ya buddy that's sick, we need more skateboarders in the skaters for Trump movement because the skate industry is full of flamboyant swag limp wrist liberals.
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Crustpunx for Trump 2020 so sickkk

Rustoleum? Oh, an aristocrat!

lilboosie · « **Reply #1962 on:** July 10, 2019, 09:13:30 PM »

Screech trying to get save by the liberty bell

winecrab · « **Reply #1963 on:** July 10, 2019, 10:35:57 PM »

Francis Xavier · « **Reply #1964 on:** July 10, 2019, 10:46:21 PM »

Quote from: lilboosie on July 10, 2019, 09:13:30 PM

Screech trying to get save by the liberty bell

Cool Ceith · « **Reply #1965 on:** July 10, 2019, 11:42:05 PM »

Quote from: winecrab on July 10, 2019, 10:35:57 PM

Damn, that's sweet and I want to be stoked for BA but I can't abide by shirtless bathroom mirror selfies anymore.

iKobrakai · « **Reply #1966 on:** July 11, 2019, 12:06:13 AM »

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Damn, that's sweet and I want to be stoked for BA but I can't abide by shirtless bathroom mirror selfies anymore.

Ay! Shirtless bathroom mirror selfies are my go-tos!

ziggy · « **Reply #1967 on:** July 11, 2019, 02:44:30 AM »

the state of that fucking mirror

friendly dave · « **Reply #1968 on:** July 11, 2019, 04:12:49 AM »

Quote from: Cool Ceith on July 10, 2019, 07:10:23 PM

Quote from: Francis Xavier on July 10, 2019, 05:40:28 PM
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Quote from: ScudMantels on July 10, 2019, 05:38:01 PM
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Of dragonslaying on Trump
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Ya buddy that's sick, we need more skateboarders in the skaters for Trump movement because the skate industry is full of flamboyant swag limp wrist liberals.
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Crustpunx for Trump 2020 so sickkk
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Rustoleum? Oh, an aristocrat!

Skreech sucks.

Ms. Tamzarian · « **Reply #1969 on:** July 11, 2019, 07:11:59 AM »

"I like-a to do-da da cha-cha -Bob Marley" -Boo Johnson

DanTheDoucher · « **Reply #1970 on:** July 11, 2019, 07:17:51 AM »

Quote from: Armin Tamzarian on July 11, 2019, 07:11:59 AM

"I like-a to do-da da cha-cha -Bob Marley" -Boo Johnson

In other news the Prime Minister of Sweden visited Washington today and my tiny little nipples went to France.

Billy Bitchcakes · « **Reply #1971 on:** July 11, 2019, 07:21:46 AM »

Quote from: Fred Savage on July 10, 2019, 03:45:52 PM

Quote from: Sick Duck on July 10, 2019, 03:39:29 PM
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I understand carrying a knife if you have a job or hobby where you need to use it a lot. But if you’re carrying a knife for self defense, let’s be honest are you really gonna pull that out during a mugging and stab the mf with it? Probably not. And if you do and the guy dies you’re in for a whole world of shit sadly. Better off carrying pepper spray, as pussy as it sounds. And this is coming from someone who has been mugged/ jumped several times and cut in a fight
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Most knife fights are a messy affair where both people sustain injuries. Better off just shooting nazis, think Indian Jones.

drewdown · « **Reply #1972 on:** July 11, 2019, 07:58:27 AM »

Social media is the worst. Really brings out the vanity in people for the entire world to see.

We as a society are doomed.

Cool Ceith · « **Reply #1973 on:** July 11, 2019, 08:36:16 AM »

Quote from: Armin Tamzarian on July 11, 2019, 07:11:59 AM

"I like-a to do-da da cha-cha -Bob Marley" -Boo Johnson

Omg I'm still chucking at that

guest1 · « **Reply #1974 on:** July 11, 2019, 09:57:22 AM »

Quote from: drewdown on July 11, 2019, 07:58:27 AM

Social media is the worst. Really brings out the vanity in people for the entire world to see.

We as a society are doomed.

Yeah but without social media we would have never discovered how much of a kook 50% of the pro skaters are.

EDIT: I know it’s disappointing, but so is life. Better to find out about it sooner than later.

V.I. Lenin · « **Reply #1975 on:** July 11, 2019, 10:01:01 AM »

Quote from: drewdown on July 11, 2019, 07:58:27 AM

Yeah but without social media we would have never discovered how much of a kook 50% of the pro skaters are.

guest1 · « **Reply #1976 on:** July 11, 2019, 10:06:04 AM »

Quote from: V.I. Lenin on July 11, 2019, 10:01:01 AM

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Yeah but without social media we would have never discovered how much of a kook 50% of the pro skaters are.
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Hey what are you trying to pull here. That’s my quote.

rapscallion · « **Reply #1977 on:** July 11, 2019, 10:25:24 AM »

If we're going to post some new Boo Johnsons then we have to acknowledge his face tat.

Looks like a firework went off in his ear. Won't be long until he goes full soundcloud.

IanBZHD · « **Reply #1978 on:** July 11, 2019, 12:20:25 PM »

Quote from: iKobrakai on July 11, 2019, 12:06:13 AM

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Damn, that's sweet and I want to be stoked for BA but I can't abide by shirtless bathroom mirror selfies anymore.
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Ay! Shirtless bathroom mirror selfies are my go-tos!

9:20...
I just really would like to know what people like this do during their day, as well as the people I see walking around at strange times of day where most people are at work.

I understand B.A. doesn't really have a job... but who has time to go to the gym at 9:20? Are you working till 10pm?
Other than unemployment, somebody please hook me up with one of these jobs.

Francis Xavier · « **Reply #1979 on:** July 11, 2019, 01:01:41 PM »

Quote from: rapscallion on July 11, 2019, 10:25:24 AM

If we're going to post some new Boo Johnsons then we have to acknowledge his face tat.

Looks like a firework went off in his ear. Won't be long until he goes full soundcloud.

It looks like a burnt tea cozy on his face,cool

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