Author Topic: lame instagram posts by pros (Read 1503386 times)

wake and bacon · « **Reply #2550 on:** February 12, 2020, 01:14:25 PM »

you've gotta be kidding me... "dreamed of owning my own skateboard company"...

- Vallely Skateboards
- The Sword
- Elephant Skateboards

dropped his sponsors? quit his job? he WAS his own sponsor. smh

victor doom · « **Reply #2551 on:** February 12, 2020, 01:20:01 PM »

Quote from: Far from relevant on February 12, 2020, 12:15:05 PM

Not really feeling the amount of lifestyle posts I am seeing from Spencer Hamilton lately.

LOL, I was just thinking this today with his yoga posing posts recently. Just give me the day in the life skate clips. The only reason I started following him

urbneathme · « **Reply #2552 on:** February 12, 2020, 01:20:23 PM »

Quote from: wake and bacon on February 12, 2020, 01:14:25 PM

you've gotta be kidding me... "dreamed of owning my own skateboard company"...

- Vallely Skateboards
- The Sword
- Elephant Skateboards

dropped his sponsors? quit his job? he WAS his own sponsor. smh

he also Stole money from TV Skateboards, another Company he Started

lady fanny · « **Reply #2553 on:** February 12, 2020, 01:21:06 PM »

Mike V is the Donald Trump of skateboarding. he'll get $ from companies, branch out, do his own thing, declare bankruptcy, con someone else into sponsoring him and start the cycle anew. to make matters worse, he's got the whole family involved in the grift.
'Dad, i got a bellini.'
'what's that Lucy? a bellini?'

Skateboard Shuffle · « **Reply #2554 on:** February 12, 2020, 01:21:20 PM »

Quote from: wake and bacon on February 12, 2020, 01:14:25 PM

you've gotta be kidding me... "dreamed of owning my own skateboard company"...

- Vallely Skateboards
- The Sword
- Elephant Skateboards

dropped his sponsors? quit his job? he WAS his own sponsor. smh

But did he "own" any of those companies or did investors own them? I don't know the answer, I'm just inferring that's what happened. Either way, he has definitely been through an INSANE amount of sponsors.

iwishilivedinfinla · « **Reply #2555 on:** February 12, 2020, 01:22:24 PM »

Vital Energy

wake and bacon · « **Reply #2556 on:** February 12, 2020, 01:30:57 PM »

Quote from: Skateboard Shuffle on February 12, 2020, 01:21:20 PM

Quote from: wake and bacon on February 12, 2020, 01:14:25 PM
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you've gotta be kidding me... "dreamed of owning my own skateboard company"...

- Vallely Skateboards
- The Sword
- Elephant Skateboards

dropped his sponsors? quit his job? he WAS his own sponsor. smh
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But did he "own" any of those companies or did investors own them? I don't know the answer, I'm just inferring that's what happened. Either way, he has definitely been through an INSANE amount of sponsors.

I’m sure he didn’t own them, but had the reins. and each one of them failed. and I’d also bet he thinks that had nothing to do with himself

DirtyBurger · « **Reply #2557 on:** February 12, 2020, 03:19:58 PM »

Are you telling me this guy is a dick?

rawr1922 · « **Reply #2558 on:** February 12, 2020, 03:36:05 PM »

Definitely shady over the years however enjoyed his nineclub

GAY · « **Reply #2559 on:** February 12, 2020, 03:38:27 PM »

As awful as Mike V seems to be, I still wouldn't say no to him if he propositioned me from the other side of a gloryhole.

Andy_Roys_Left_Nut · « **Reply #2560 on:** February 12, 2020, 04:40:49 PM »

Yawn

Quote from: GAY on February 12, 2020, 03:38:27 PM

As awful as Mike V seems to be, I still wouldn't say no to him if he propositioned me from the other side of a gloryhole.

dooley · « **Reply #2561 on:** February 12, 2020, 06:32:03 PM »

4 Random Ocks Skateboards
Elephant 2
Tax Break

Dude needs to throw in the black towel.

Toadfish Rebecchi · « **Reply #2562 on:** February 12, 2020, 06:54:13 PM »

Quote from: wake and bacon on February 12, 2020, 01:14:25 PM

you've gotta be kidding me... "dreamed of owning my own skateboard company"...

- Vallely Skateboards
- The Sword
- Elephant Skateboards

dropped his sponsors? quit his job? he WAS his own sponsor. smh

Don't forget Transit Skateboards

Loose Trucks · « **Reply #2563 on:** February 12, 2020, 07:37:20 PM »

Is this Malto?

ItsNoUse · « **Reply #2564 on:** February 12, 2020, 07:59:29 PM »

Quote from: Loose Trucks on February 12, 2020, 07:37:20 PM

Is this Malto?

Yes. Him and Atiba were there for Bud.

Szechuan · « **Reply #2565 on:** February 12, 2020, 08:24:47 PM »

Quote from: ItsNoUse on February 12, 2020, 07:59:29 PM

Quote from: Loose Trucks on February 12, 2020, 07:37:20 PM
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Is this Malto?

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Yes. Him and Atiba were there for Bud.

Man they went all the way to the Super Bowl just to score some weed? That's dedication.

ok boomer · « **Reply #2566 on:** February 13, 2020, 07:08:47 AM »

Quote from: CrimsonGhost on February 12, 2020, 01:03:25 PM

Mike V is such a Dbag. This guy has rode for some of the best brands/teams and gave the middle finger to each and every one of them down the line but wants to cry and woe is me about it.

Wonder if Ann ever thinks back, about how great Jason Lee's 360 flips are

Classy Durag · « **Reply #2567 on:** February 13, 2020, 10:40:23 AM »

Quote from: ok boomer on February 13, 2020, 07:08:47 AM

Quote from: CrimsonGhost on February 12, 2020, 01:03:25 PM
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Mike V is such a Dbag. This guy has rode for some of the best brands/teams and gave the middle finger to each and every one of them down the line but wants to cry and woe is me about it.

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Wonder if Ann ever thinks back, about how great Jason Lee's 360 flips are

Mike V cool...but you ain’t lying, at this point wouldn’t be surprised if he quits streetplant and gives his ol lady and daughter the middle finger.

Davethedavedave · « **Reply #2568 on:** February 13, 2020, 12:44:02 PM »

I would like to give Lucy Vallely my middle and ring finger. Ya feel me oh yeah and also my penis

jc · « **Reply #2569 on:** February 13, 2020, 12:46:19 PM »

Quote from: Classy Durag on February 13, 2020, 10:40:23 AM

Quote from: ok boomer on February 13, 2020, 07:08:47 AM
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Quote from: CrimsonGhost on February 12, 2020, 01:03:25 PM
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Mike V is such a Dbag. This guy has rode for some of the best brands/teams and gave the middle finger to each and every one of them down the line but wants to cry and woe is me about it.

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Wonder if Ann ever thinks back, about how great Jason Lee's 360 flips are
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Mike V cool...but you ain’t lying, at this point wouldn’t be surprised if he quits streetplant and gives his ol lady and daughter the middle finger.

Do you guys remember that transworld top 5 with him when most his answers to his favorite things were him?

Atiba Applebum · « **Reply #2570 on:** February 13, 2020, 01:01:20 PM »

Quote from: GAY on February 12, 2020, 03:38:27 PM

As awful as Mike V seems to be, I still wouldn't say no to him if he propositioned me from the other side of a gloryhole.

Doesn’t that defeat the purpose of the glory hole? Unless you think he has a lightning bolt tattoo on his dick or his dick forms the trunk of a pelvic elephant tattoo that would immediately give him away

TheLurper · « **Reply #2571 on:** February 13, 2020, 01:55:26 PM »

No discussion of Mike V can go on without mentioning the horrible self aggrandizing nightmare that was Drive.

Although, I do feel kind of bad for Mike V. It is like he is just so awkward and never found his place.

GAY · « **Reply #2572 on:** February 13, 2020, 01:55:33 PM »

Quote from: Atiba Applebum on February 13, 2020, 01:01:20 PM

Quote from: GAY on February 12, 2020, 03:38:27 PM
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As awful as Mike V seems to be, I still wouldn't say no to him if he propositioned me from the other side of a gloryhole.
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Doesn’t that defeat the purpose of the glory hole? Unless you think he has a lightning bolt tattoo on his dick or his dick forms the trunk of a pelvic elephant tattoo that would immediately give him away

No. I never hook up through a glory hole without at least getting a tiny, fleeting glimpse of the merchandise on the other side. Never.

Why, you ask? Because regardless of how anonymous a glory hole is supposed to be, there's nothing worse than blowing a load, zipping up, the other person comes out of their booth and it's some awful queen you always see at the club sipping amaretto sours and wearing BOY LONDON gear with blue-tinted sunglasses on and overalls with one of the sides undone and Filas on like they're hoping to be an extra in a Salt-N-Peppa video.

TRUST ME on this one.

Tracersbrother · « **Reply #2573 on:** February 13, 2020, 01:58:48 PM »

His daughter is so cool. I likey a lot

Donkey Lips · « **Reply #2574 on:** February 13, 2020, 02:02:01 PM »

Quote from: TheLurper on February 13, 2020, 01:55:26 PM

No discussion of Mike V can go on without mentioning the horrible self aggrandizing nightmare that was Drive.

Although, I do feel kind of bad for Mike V. It is like he is just so awkward and never found his place.

"I don't interact with enough, or subscribe to what the herd is doing. And so I'm set apart."

He really embraced the edgelord persona and committed to it.

whale · « **Reply #2575 on:** February 13, 2020, 03:24:17 PM »

Quote from: DirtyBurger on February 12, 2020, 03:19:58 PM

Are you telling me this guy is a dick?

Remember when this amount of tattoos was considered as a lot of tattoos?

DirtyBurger · « **Reply #2576 on:** February 13, 2020, 05:05:19 PM »

Quote from: GAY on February 13, 2020, 01:55:33 PM

Quote from: Atiba Applebum on February 13, 2020, 01:01:20 PM
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Quote from: GAY on February 12, 2020, 03:38:27 PM
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As awful as Mike V seems to be, I still wouldn't say no to him if he propositioned me from the other side of a gloryhole.
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Doesn’t that defeat the purpose of the glory hole? Unless you think he has a lightning bolt tattoo on his dick or his dick forms the trunk of a pelvic elephant tattoo that would immediately give him away
[close]

No. I never hook up through a glory hole without at least getting a tiny, fleeting glimpse of the merchandise on the other side. Never.

Why, you ask? Because regardless of how anonymous a glory hole is supposed to be, there's nothing worse than blowing a load, zipping up, the other person comes out of their booth and it's some awful queen you always see at the club sipping amaretto sours and wearing BOY LONDON gear with blue-tinted sunglasses on and overalls with one of the sides undone and Filas on like they're hoping to be an extra in a Salt-N-Peppa video.

TRUST ME on this one.

Is coming out of the stalls at the same time a thing? I always assumed if I was receiving the deed it would be common courtesy to leave the restroom quickly, while, as I would do, wait in the stall quietly while the other person leaves as to remain anonymous which each other. I've never sucked a dick through a hole, or had my dick sucked through a hole before so I'm pretty in the dark on this. I don't really feel like googling glory hole etiquette, and in a very "90's party bro" cliche, I often find myself thinking about penis related scenarios.

Gray Imp Sausage Metal · « **Reply #2577 on:** February 13, 2020, 07:01:05 PM »

you hate Mike V because he's finally at peace with himself after all these years? k...

Stephens Lawyer · « **Reply #2578 on:** February 13, 2020, 07:29:53 PM »

yea i want chaos

SneakySecrets · « **Reply #2579 on:** February 13, 2020, 07:32:20 PM »

Quote from: Stephens Lawyer on February 13, 2020, 07:29:53 PM

yea i want chaos

Author Topic: lame instagram posts by pros (Read 1503386 times)

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