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Neen Williams - Skate Forever | lululemon......
« on: May 13, 2019, 11:31:03 AM »
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Re: Neen Williams - Skate Forever | lululemon......
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2019, 11:39:59 AM »
Ha SLAP's resident libtard and NY pro cocksucker.

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Re: Neen Williams - Skate Forever | lululemon......
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2019, 12:43:52 PM »
Sum total of actual Skate content in this clip: 34 seconds

:37-:43 -- ollies a hydrant off a bump
1:06-1:12 -- backtail
1:50-1:55 -- treflip on flat
2:15-2:32 -- bails multiple heelfips over the hydrant from before, lmao

best part of the whole thing is at 4:59 when some girl with an amazing ass is riding a bike in the background
Can you tag all of Neen's side pipe shots? Curious to see how dick size relates to heelflips

Damn I left my bubbler at my parents house

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Re: Neen Williams - Skate Forever | lululemon......
« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2019, 07:59:45 PM »
fuck it, they handing out checks for some workout shit you'd use anyway (prob not that brand though) you might as well.  nothing last forever.
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Re: Neen Williams - Skate Forever | lululemon......
« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2019, 08:08:35 PM »
I was behind Neen in line at Whole Foods the other day. Rocking those fresh Lululemon pants. Homie strolled out and hopped in his Prius and bounced


wheee!

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Re: Neen Williams - Skate Forever | lululemon......
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2019, 08:23:23 PM »
> "pro skaters never set themselves up for after skating"
>> "pro skaters should just focus on their skating and not be piles"
(Neen does both)
>>> *cops hate*

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: Neen Williams - Skate Forever | lululemon......
« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2019, 08:27:11 PM »
He's never had a job, he realizes being an internet character is his only hope of avoiding the dreaded 9 to 5. Don't blame the player, blame the people signing his checks.

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Re: Neen Williams - Skate Forever | lululemon......
« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2019, 10:22:06 PM »
I finally went to a Lululemon because of Neen and because of this post. Yeah....I don't get it. Those $120 pants are some shit I can get at Banana Republic on their 50% sale of their already 50% mark down.
I'll fuckin
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sew your asshole closed, and keep feedin you
and feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you!

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Re: Neen Williams - Skate Forever | lululemon......
« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2019, 04:03:00 AM »
so horrendously lame


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« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2019, 05:44:03 AM »
I mean...when you consider the evidence:
https://youtu.be/gsM1ZCWSwpg?t=165

Neen has always been about cheeks, and therefore, the move to lulu lemon should not be surprising.

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Re: Neen Williams - Skate Forever | lululemon......
« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2019, 06:12:12 AM »
Neen has a cameltoe

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« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2019, 06:21:25 AM »
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Sum total of actual Skate content in this clip: 34 seconds

:37-:43 -- ollies a hydrant off a bump
1:06-1:12 -- backtail
1:50-1:55 -- treflip on flat
2:15-2:32 -- bails multiple heelfips over the hydrant from before, lmao

best part of the whole thing is at 4:59 when some girl with an amazing ass is riding a bike in the background
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Can you tag all of Neen's side pipe shots? Curious to see how dick size relates to heelflips


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Re: Neen Williams - Skate Forever | lululemon......
« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2019, 06:41:13 AM »
He should line up some headgear through them. All the tight women running around with Neen headwraps would be sick
it said to learn how to tie for a reason.
This is all structured as a trap.
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Re: Neen Williams - Skate Forever | lululemon......
« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2019, 09:58:26 AM »
It would be fun if wild-patterned leggings paired with lace-up pirate shirts became the new trend.

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Re: Neen Williams - Skate Forever | lululemon......
« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2019, 10:30:01 AM »
He comes off as so sanctimonious and elitist.

"I discovered taking care of my body will potentially lengthen my skate career. Other skaters don't know that. I'm better than them for knowing that."

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Re: Neen Williams - Skate Forever | lululemon......
« Reply #15 on: May 14, 2019, 10:42:11 AM »
he looks comfy
Let me preface this post with the fact that I am slightly inebriated, very uneducated and I havent read any papers or done any research at all, or read your post really.

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Re: Neen Williams - Skate Forever | lululemon......
« Reply #16 on: May 14, 2019, 11:33:01 AM »
Neen's back tattoo is breathtaking.

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Re: Neen Williams - Skate Forever | lululemon......
« Reply #17 on: May 14, 2019, 11:40:31 AM »
It would be fun if wild-patterned leggings paired with lace-up pirate shirts became the new trend.


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« Reply #18 on: May 14, 2019, 12:29:40 PM »
Neen as the best version of himself.  The Neenest he's been.  Could see on Jordache.

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Re: Neen Williams - Skate Forever | lululemon......
« Reply #19 on: May 14, 2019, 12:34:26 PM »
He's never had a job, he realizes being an internet character is his only hope of avoiding the dreaded 9 to 5. Don't blame the player, blame the people signing his checks.

Nice one.

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Re: Neen Williams - Skate Forever | lululemon......
« Reply #20 on: May 14, 2019, 01:10:34 PM »
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It would be fun if wild-patterned leggings paired with lace-up pirate shirts became the new trend.
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Re: Neen Williams - Skate Forever | lululemon......
« Reply #21 on: May 14, 2019, 02:19:58 PM »
He's never had a job, he realizes being an internet character is his only hope of avoiding the dreaded 9 to 5. Don't blame the player, blame the people signing his checks.

we got a mind reader over here. i'm sure that's exactly what's going through his head
Let me preface this post with the fact that I am slightly inebriated, very uneducated and I havent read any papers or done any research at all, or read your post really.

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Re: Neen Williams - Skate Forever | lululemon......
« Reply #22 on: May 14, 2019, 02:55:48 PM »
the video was draggy and not very engaging. maybe it just doesn't have the impact for me because i've heard so much about his lifestyle change. but anyway i didn't get fired up about neen or lulu over it.

i'm a yoga instructor at a hot studio that's partnered with lulu. the women there swear by it - they like the styles, colors, materials, fit, etc. the general impression i have is that nothing else really compares for the women's lineup. i've got a few yoga outfits and some lifestyle stuff but none of it really blows my mind. and it's comically expensive.

all of that said, neen's killing it at life way harder than i am right now haha. props to him.
You and your fucking radio

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Re: Neen Williams - Skate Forever | lululemon......
« Reply #23 on: May 14, 2019, 03:06:47 PM »
Lol That hair slow motion at beginning needs a gif. Hahahah

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Re: Neen Williams - Skate Forever | lululemon......
« Reply #24 on: May 14, 2019, 04:42:54 PM »


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Re: Neen Williams - Skate Forever | lululemon......
« Reply #26 on: May 14, 2019, 06:23:21 PM »
Dude can talk for days. whatever 'lifestyle' he's had before, has been completely replaced with this perpetual cornball narrative retold over and over in ads, podcasts, IG posts, interviews,  ---soon on morning shows, ted talks, book signings, weekend seminars. until every motivational douchebag catches the Neen STD. and all because they wanted some 'sk8' flavor on their usual silicone valley BS mantra feed.

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Re: Neen Williams - Skate Forever | lululemon......
« Reply #27 on: May 15, 2019, 05:29:21 AM »
Birkenstock and North Face sponsorships coming soon.

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« Reply #28 on: May 15, 2019, 06:27:29 AM »


this is some kooky shit but watevs, get that money neen.

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Re: Neen Williams - Skate Forever | lululemon......
« Reply #29 on: May 15, 2019, 08:58:30 AM »
the weirdest fucking shit is that there is or was a canadian skate photographer or video guy that works at HQ, and still they manage to film something this bad in terms of skating?

oh and neen will be on this Landmark Forum any day now. maybe not a ted talk, just worse.