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Re: Neen Of Lulumon
« Reply #90 on: July 22, 2019, 06:45:25 AM »
Pretty sure the fact that he did ride for them is embarrassing enough

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Re: Neen Of Lulumon
« Reply #91 on: July 22, 2019, 06:50:37 AM »
Pretty sure the fact that he did ride for them is embarrassing enough
Yeah, there's really no coming back from that one.
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Re: Neen Of Lulumon
« Reply #92 on: July 22, 2019, 07:09:15 AM »
seems like we need to convene a Slap investigative team to get to the bottom of the exact circumstances surrounding Neen's departure from Lululemon as well as Feedback Ted's firing

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Re: Neen Of Lulumon
« Reply #93 on: July 22, 2019, 07:16:03 AM »
seems like we need to convene a Slap investigative team to get to the bottom of the exact circumstances surrounding Neen's departure from Lululemon as well as Feedback Ted's firing
Due to a shift they are the same person, Dreadlock Ned.

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Re: Neen Of Lulumon
« Reply #94 on: July 22, 2019, 07:20:09 AM »
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could this spell the return of cheeks neen?
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Luluneen was the final form of cheeks neen.

It wasn't enough for Neen to like the cheeks; he had to become the cheeks.

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Re: Neen Of Lulumon
« Reply #95 on: July 22, 2019, 07:39:30 AM »
I hereby decree that when you land with the board upside down, it is called "skin side down".

Please forward this to anyone who skates with Neen.

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Re: Neen Of Lulumon
« Reply #96 on: July 22, 2019, 08:17:48 AM »
Guys, I baked some salmon on a cookie sheet lined with aluminium foil SKIN SIDE DOWN for 18 minutes at 380 degrees and it was pretty good.

Did that skin get crispy?

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Re: Neen Of Lulumon
« Reply #97 on: July 22, 2019, 08:22:11 AM »
Maybe I'm too old for all this "Lemonade pants" fiasco, but I'll tell ya, the skin is my favorite part.
You know I thought these forums were a for skating not discussing fetishes

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Re: Neen Of Lulumon
« Reply #98 on: July 22, 2019, 08:27:23 AM »
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Guys, I baked some salmon on a cookie sheet lined with aluminium foil SKIN SIDE DOWN for 18 minutes at 380 degrees and it was pretty good.
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Did that skin get crispy?

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Re: Neen Of Lulumon
« Reply #99 on: July 22, 2019, 08:34:01 AM »
Imagine skating in 2001 and a slap pal traveled from 2019 and tells you in 18 years you will be reading about how buff 30 somethings are fucking up their spandex sponsors from your phone thats 20 times stronger than your current computer.

Oh and Trumps president, theres so much free porn available that you will be desensitized to nudity, and Reynolds will still be sick.

Fucking hell that was funny. Thank you for that.

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Re: Neen Of Lulumon
« Reply #100 on: July 22, 2019, 09:44:20 AM »
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Pretty sure the fact that he did ride for them is embarrassing enough
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Yeah, there's really no coming back from that one.
What this is really making me think about is how fickle the industry really is.
Also I would 100% take a GymShark sponsorship and pay cheque . Lulu, Diadora whatever. I don't see why it's s big deal.
I'm going to argue that Placebo owes their entire career to a Canadian dude's skate video part. Appleyard should be getting royalties for this shit.

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Re: Neen Of Lulumon
« Reply #101 on: July 22, 2019, 10:22:04 AM »
southern california pro skater problems <3 

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Re: Neen Of Lulumon
« Reply #102 on: July 22, 2019, 10:46:27 AM »
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Pretty sure the fact that he did ride for them is embarrassing enough
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Yeah, there's really no coming back from that one.
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What this is really making me think about is how fickle the industry really is.
Also I would 100% take a GymShark sponsorship and pay cheque . Lulu, Diadora whatever. I don't see why it's s big deal.
I’d be more embarrassed being taken in by Joel and his tiny testicles. Lulu Lemon is still better than an energy drink sponsor

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Re: Neen Of Lulumon
« Reply #103 on: July 22, 2019, 10:48:28 AM »
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Pretty sure the fact that he did ride for them is embarrassing enough
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Yeah, there's really no coming back from that one.
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What this is really making me think about is how fickle the industry really is.
Also I would 100% take a GymShark sponsorship and pay cheque . Lulu, Diadora whatever. I don't see why it's s big deal.
The options:

1. Go pro and get paid by corny sponsors. You get to skate all day whenever you want. You make really fast progress skating all the time with other pros and private skatepark. However, skaters everywhere will make fun of you and dislike you.

2. Give up your pro career. Find another career. You get to skate 2 hours here and there a week. Live in obscurity.

Both have there pros and cons. If you had to choose one...
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Re: Neen Of Lulumon
« Reply #104 on: July 22, 2019, 12:25:14 PM »
I know he didn’t mean it literally but what a dumbass. I wish this happened to more “influencers”

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Re: Neen Of Lulumon
« Reply #105 on: July 22, 2019, 01:08:30 PM »
"KYS" was the only on brand deathwish esque decision he's made in years. he should be applauded!

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Re: Neen Of Lulumon
« Reply #106 on: July 22, 2019, 01:49:29 PM »
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Pretty sure the fact that he did ride for them is embarrassing enough
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Yeah, there's really no coming back from that one.
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What this is really making me think about is how fickle the industry really is.
Also I would 100% take a GymShark sponsorship and pay cheque . Lulu, Diadora whatever. I don't see why it's s big deal.
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The options:

1. Go pro and get paid by corny sponsors. You get to skate all day whenever you want. You make really fast progress skating all the time with other pros and private skatepark. However, skaters everywhere will make fun of you and dislike you.

2. Give up your pro career. Find another career. You get to skate 2 hours here and there a week. Live in obscurity. And even if you attain legend status, people will make fun of you and complain about your lack of footage on a message board.

Both have there pros and cons. If you had to choose one...

Looks to me like that's a two step path rather than mutually exclusive options.
I'm going to argue that Placebo owes their entire career to a Canadian dude's skate video part. Appleyard should be getting royalties for this shit.

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Re: Neen Of Lulumon
« Reply #107 on: July 22, 2019, 02:37:13 PM »
"KYS" was the only on brand deathwish esque decision he's made in years. he should be applauded!

Yeah the irony is pretty funny. Imagine walking around in this...


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Re: Neen Of Lulumon
« Reply #108 on: July 22, 2019, 03:09:35 PM »
"KYS" was the only on brand deathwish esque decision he's made in years. he should be applauded!

These days being 'on brand' with deathwish means sobriety and acai bowls.

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Re: Neen Of Lulumon
« Reply #109 on: July 22, 2019, 03:26:46 PM »
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Pretty sure the fact that he did ride for them is embarrassing enough
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Yeah, there's really no coming back from that one.
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What this is really making me think about is how fickle the industry really is.
Also I would 100% take a GymShark sponsorship and pay cheque . Lulu, Diadora whatever. I don't see why it's s big deal.
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The options:

1. Go pro and get paid by corny sponsors. You get to skate all day whenever you want. You make really fast progress skating all the time with other pros and private skatepark. However, skaters everywhere will make fun of you and dislike you.

2. Give up your pro career. Find another career. You get to skate 2 hours here and there a week. Live in obscurity.

Both have there pros and cons. If you had to choose one...

Are there pros and cons to being pro for Cons?

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Re: Neen Of Lulumon
« Reply #110 on: July 22, 2019, 04:08:19 PM »
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Pretty sure the fact that he did ride for them is embarrassing enough
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Yeah, there's really no coming back from that one.
[close]
What this is really making me think about is how fickle the industry really is.
Also I would 100% take a GymShark sponsorship and pay cheque . Lulu, Diadora whatever. I don't see why it's s big deal.
[close]
The options:

1. Go pro and get paid by corny sponsors. You get to skate all day whenever you want. You make really fast progress skating all the time with other pros and private skatepark. However, skaters everywhere will make fun of you and dislike you.

2. Give up your pro career. Find another career. You get to skate 2 hours here and there a week. Live in obscurity.

Both have there pros and cons. If you had to choose one...
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Are there pros and cons to being pro for Cons?
All the pros on Cons discuss the pros and cons for being pro for Cons in an article.

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Re: Neen Of Lulumon
« Reply #111 on: July 22, 2019, 04:59:45 PM »
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"KYS" was the only on brand deathwish esque decision he's made in years. he should be applauded!
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These days being 'on brand' with deathwish means sobriety and acai bowls.

They should change the name to Lifewish, tbh.

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Re: Neen Of Lulumon
« Reply #112 on: July 22, 2019, 05:47:55 PM »
This site describes Neen Williams as being known for his appearance on Hell's Kitchen.

http://marrieddivorce.com/celebrity/neen-williams-wiki-age-wife-diet.html

I can't find any evidence of that happening on my 37 second search of youtube. Does anyone know if that happened?

Otherwise, I assume "Hell's Kitchen" is Weck fucking your life up on instagram for searing a salmon the wrong way, which is probably a comparable experience. Gordon Ramsey is the Weckingball of cooking.

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Re: Neen Of Lulumon
« Reply #113 on: July 22, 2019, 05:50:38 PM »
This site describes Neen Williams as being known for his appearance on Hell's Kitchen.

http://marrieddivorce.com/celebrity/neen-williams-wiki-age-wife-diet.html

I can't find any evidence of that happening on my 37 second search of youtube. Does anyone know if that happened?

Otherwise, I assume "Hell's Kitchen" is Weck fucking your life up on instagram for searing a salmon the wrong way, which is probably a comparable experience. Gordon Ramsey is the Weckingball of cooking.

Episode 14 of Season 18 apparently. It was this year and this is news to me. He was a guest eater which is a thing that I would like to be.
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Re: Neen Of Lulumon
« Reply #114 on: July 22, 2019, 06:04:02 PM »
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This site describes Neen Williams as being known for his appearance on Hell's Kitchen.

http://marrieddivorce.com/celebrity/neen-williams-wiki-age-wife-diet.html

I can't find any evidence of that happening on my 37 second search of youtube. Does anyone know if that happened?

Otherwise, I assume "Hell's Kitchen" is Weck fucking your life up on instagram for searing a salmon the wrong way, which is probably a comparable experience. Gordon Ramsey is the Weckingball of cooking.
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Episode 14 of Season 18 apparently. It was this year and this is news to me. He was a guest eater which is a thing that I would like to be.

Just found it on youtube. They cook for a giant banquet hall in that episode. Looks like hundreds of people.

Still, manuals are the Gordon Ramsey lamb sauce of Weckingball's universe. Likewise, often it's not perfect.

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Re: Neen Of Lulumon
« Reply #115 on: July 22, 2019, 08:15:05 PM »
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"KYS" was the only on brand deathwish esque decision he's made in years. he should be applauded!
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These days being 'on brand' with deathwish means sobriety and acai bowls.
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They should change the name to Lifewish, tbh.
if only life extension was still around...

Impish sausage is definitely gonna blow up as a euphemism this year

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Re: Neen Of Lulumon
« Reply #116 on: July 22, 2019, 08:22:05 PM »
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This site describes Neen Williams as being known for his appearance on Hell's Kitchen.

http://marrieddivorce.com/celebrity/neen-williams-wiki-age-wife-diet.html

I can't find any evidence of that happening on my 37 second search of youtube. Does anyone know if that happened?

Otherwise, I assume "Hell's Kitchen" is Weck fucking your life up on instagram for searing a salmon the wrong way, which is probably a comparable experience. Gordon Ramsey is the Weckingball of cooking.
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Episode 14 of Season 18 apparently. It was this year and this is news to me. He was a guest eater which is a thing that I would like to be.
[close]

Just found it on youtube. They cook for a giant banquet hall in that episode. Looks like hundreds of people.

Still, manuals are the Gordon Ramsey lamb sauce of Weckingball's universe. Likewise, often it's not perfect.

20:43 is where he first appears.
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Re: Neen Of Lulumon
« Reply #117 on: July 22, 2019, 09:10:39 PM »
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This site describes Neen Williams as being known for his appearance on Hell's Kitchen.

http://marrieddivorce.com/celebrity/neen-williams-wiki-age-wife-diet.html

I can't find any evidence of that happening on my 37 second search of youtube. Does anyone know if that happened?

Otherwise, I assume "Hell's Kitchen" is Weck fucking your life up on instagram for searing a salmon the wrong way, which is probably a comparable experience. Gordon Ramsey is the Weckingball of cooking.
[close]

Episode 14 of Season 18 apparently. It was this year and this is news to me. He was a guest eater which is a thing that I would like to be.
[close]

Just found it on youtube. They cook for a giant banquet hall in that episode. Looks like hundreds of people.

Still, manuals are the Gordon Ramsey lamb sauce of Weckingball's universe. Likewise, often it's not perfect.
[close]

20:43 is where he first appears.
He's drinking again...

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Re: Neen Of Lulumon
« Reply #118 on: July 22, 2019, 09:13:12 PM »


bitch what

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Re: Neen Of Lulumon
« Reply #119 on: July 22, 2019, 09:38:27 PM »
He looks like the guy who has a date who yells at him the whole night, while he just silently smirks.