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Re: Most patriotic skater?
« Reply #30 on: July 04, 2022, 09:31:22 PM »
How about kook of the year every year MAGA man fuck you Dill and AVE live from the Wu Tang show Paul Hart?


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Re: Most patriotic skater?
« Reply #31 on: July 04, 2022, 09:44:21 PM »
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If I'm to understand this correctly the right is always wrong right? And the left is always right? Honest question.
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Pussies are kookin but not steppin up to answer
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Exactly 30 minutes between your two posts.  :o

You are to understand 2 things:

1) The right often tries to define their flag waving, guns, and international murder as the only way of being patriotic, which is not true. There are other ways of being patriotic one's country.

2) Pat Tillman is touted as a "patriotic" hero, but the truth of his biography is lied about by the right in order to fit their definition of "patriotism." They even lied to his family about his death because the true story isn't "patriotic" in the right way. Tillman turned against the war, he was a huge Chomsky fan, and was killed by friendly fire.



Also i didn't mean you i meant everyone else who kooked me

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Re: Most patriotic skater?
« Reply #32 on: July 04, 2022, 10:05:02 PM »
How about kook of the year every year MAGA man fuck you Dill and AVE live from the Wu Tang show Paul Hart?



I thought Paul hart was Canadian. One thing I know for sure now is that he’s definitely a kook.
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Re: Most patriotic skater?
« Reply #33 on: July 05, 2022, 12:50:18 AM »
If I recall from a Skateboard Mag article I believe Brian Brannon from JFA joined the millitary at one point... is that patriotic?

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Re: Most patriotic skater?
« Reply #34 on: July 05, 2022, 01:32:36 AM »
Geoff Rowley is the proudest American.

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Re: Most patriotic skater?
« Reply #35 on: July 05, 2022, 01:40:19 AM »
what does paul hart hear when bumping Wu Tang?
honestly confused
while cool-guying is a real phenomenon, studies show that 83% of all cool-guying incidents can be attributed to the cool-guyee being an awkward weirdo

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Re: Most patriotic skater?
« Reply #36 on: July 05, 2022, 02:09:51 AM »
Lizzie seems to be down to blow up some shit for her country:

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Re: Most patriotic skater?
« Reply #37 on: July 05, 2022, 02:53:53 AM »

permission to salute the flag, sir?

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Re: Most patriotic skater?
« Reply #38 on: July 05, 2022, 03:00:07 AM »
what does paul hart hear when bumping Wu Tang?
honestly confused
No joke, when all the protests where goin down a while back witnessed a dude with a wu tang tattoo and a MAGA hat in the mix. Made me chuckle.

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Re: Most patriotic skater?
« Reply #39 on: July 05, 2022, 03:50:37 AM »
I mean 1010 comes to mind.
Doesn’t get more American than that

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Re: Most patriotic skater?
« Reply #40 on: July 05, 2022, 04:20:25 AM »

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Re: Most patriotic skater?
« Reply #41 on: July 05, 2022, 04:37:07 AM »


I’m bummed I didn’t cop one of these.

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Re: Most patriotic skater?
« Reply #42 on: July 05, 2022, 04:38:09 AM »
The answer is the most god-fearing, freedom-loving, immigrant, trans, and pedo-hating skater with brain trauma out there.

 A man who went from fiercely critical and independent (literally, haha) to a Trump-loving QAnon Gullwing rider.

A man who loves both the Clash and nativist politics without any kind of cognitive dissonance.

The troubled, angry, mentally unstable human embodiment of the current USA, if you will.


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Re: Most patriotic skater?
« Reply #43 on: July 05, 2022, 05:40:13 AM »


This goes out to all the patriotic skaters

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Re: Most patriotic skater?
« Reply #44 on: July 05, 2022, 05:43:37 AM »
I was wondering if I could get an indication of any political leanings from Andy Macdonald's Wikipedia page, and I found this out:
"In 1999 Macdonald delivered an anti-drug speech at the White House that was preceded by Macdonald skateboarding down the marble floor of the hallway."
Pretty patriotic no matter what, eh?

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Re: Most patriotic skater?
« Reply #45 on: July 05, 2022, 06:46:20 AM »
There's probably some ex marine influencer on Instagram who makes money doing mobbed kickflips and humping the flag

you mean you've never heard of "Officialmilitaryskate" ? he was even at BATB  8)

https://www.instagram.com/officialmilitaryskate/

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChDCvIQOiHbG4bUij8yMA3A


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Re: Most patriotic skater?
« Reply #46 on: July 05, 2022, 07:29:40 AM »


This goes out to all the patriotic skaters

he's right about everything ever.

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Re: Most patriotic skater?
« Reply #47 on: July 05, 2022, 07:45:46 AM »
Chomsk On This

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Re: Most patriotic skater?
« Reply #48 on: July 05, 2022, 07:53:15 AM »
Good, bad, or indifferent though… with no evidence to back it up… I guarantee it’s Dyrdek.

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Re: Most patriotic skater?
« Reply #49 on: July 05, 2022, 07:56:03 AM »
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How about kook of the year every year MAGA man fuck you Dill and AVE live from the Wu Tang show Paul Hart?


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I thought Paul hart was Canadian. One thing I know for sure now is that he’s definitely a look.
Paul Fart is most definitely a look, baby.

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Re: Most patriotic skater?
« Reply #50 on: July 05, 2022, 08:09:46 AM »
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I’m bummed I didn’t cop one of these.

Can’t you buy archive editions from the Thrasher site?

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Re: Most patriotic skater?
« Reply #51 on: July 05, 2022, 08:49:44 AM »
Mikey horse face loves capitalism and gentrification. So maybe him.

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Re: Most patriotic skater?
« Reply #52 on: July 05, 2022, 09:03:33 AM »







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Re: Most patriotic skater?
« Reply #53 on: July 05, 2022, 10:40:34 AM »
feels like i am only getting 1 side of that story?

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Re: Most patriotic skater?
« Reply #54 on: July 05, 2022, 10:55:23 AM »

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Re: Most patriotic skater?
« Reply #55 on: July 05, 2022, 10:59:32 AM »
Luan is the most patriotic skater, but Felipe seems to incorporate more flag stuff into his graphics.

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Re: Most patriotic skater?
« Reply #56 on: July 05, 2022, 11:44:39 AM »








Cursed as fuck. Might as well be Otto Skorzeny holding up a board

"guess what the counter culture is now? Cops"

This is an incredible take.

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Re: Most patriotic skater?
« Reply #57 on: July 05, 2022, 01:15:38 PM »
You think anyones trying to run up on jamie thomas when hes rocking these bad boys?

On the one hand we have the Mystery logo, and all the other sketchy iconography Black Box was guilty of over the years.

On the other side, you have Jamie Thomas in IG comments on Zero BLM posts pushing back on all racist responses. Could have done it with the Zero account, but chose to use his personal. Always respected that considering he admits the South is where his fanbase is, which unfortunately has a high concentration of these chuds.

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Re: Most patriotic skater?
« Reply #58 on: July 05, 2022, 01:27:02 PM »
for some reason, Daveed keeps popping into my head here

I know he wont pass the citizenship test, but what's more american than tasty riffs and disregard for your own safety while being stuck in your ways?


no, i live in an efficiency by myself and work in middle management like you, loser

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Re: Most patriotic skater?
« Reply #59 on: July 05, 2022, 02:04:14 PM »
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