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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #25650 on: June 27, 2024, 01:29:37 PM »
Also, I need a new genre of (legal!) porn to come out. I don’t think masturbation should be this much of a bore.
may i suggest one of the many documentaries on the horrors of the porn industry? you can pull up the scenes they are talking about split screen style for a little sweet/savory action

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #25651 on: June 27, 2024, 01:55:43 PM »
when masturbations lost its fun youre fuckin lazy

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #25652 on: June 27, 2024, 02:19:02 PM »
when masturbations lost its fun youre fuckin lazy
I don’t know what this means.
Before you say the music sucked, have you considered shutting the fuck up?

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #25653 on: June 27, 2024, 02:33:38 PM »
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I don’t know what this means.

They’re lyrics from a green day song, IIRC.
If you can't handle me at my Marc Johnson, you don't deserve me at my Bobby Puleo.

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #25654 on: June 27, 2024, 02:59:48 PM »
Bible teachings are now required in Oklahoma public schools. 10 Commandments are now required to be posted in all Louisiana classrooms

Get fuckin ready.
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #25655 on: June 27, 2024, 04:20:22 PM »
thou shalt not fuck with nor see poppa

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #25656 on: June 27, 2024, 04:51:32 PM »
thou shalt not fuck with nor see poppa

but i love when you call me big poppa
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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #25657 on: June 28, 2024, 12:00:59 PM »
The Kinkster is ghost. RIP.


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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #25658 on: June 28, 2024, 01:02:26 PM »
Bible teachings are now required in Oklahoma public schools. 10 Commandments are now required to be posted in all Louisiana classrooms

Get fuckin ready.

No law that says you can't also post the tenets of other religions though, which I think would be an excellent way to troll these fucks.

 You and the D00D have turned this thread into a horrible head-on-collision between a short bus full of regular kids and a van full of paraplegics.



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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #25659 on: June 29, 2024, 09:36:15 PM »
I can't sleep because of these new heel flip thoughts.

Crazy neighbor had fools over. Unruly ones. They was filming me on my porch and flipping me off.

I said fuck this. I'm calling the cops. My neighbor who's cool said yeah! (No jive turkey this close ta...) We got them on camera threatening us. It was fuckin bizarre af.

They realized time was running out. Although we never called anyone. And they left like The Three stooges but in cars and almost crashed into each other.
Guarantee it was drug related.

About an hour later the police came and the crazy woman called them. Told him a pack of lies. They came up and said some illegal s***. We told them that we don't even talk to her.

Monday I'm going to have to take action maybe I don't know. None of this is my style but neither is being a victim

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #25660 on: June 30, 2024, 06:29:38 AM »
Bible teachings are now required in Oklahoma public schools. 10 Commandments are now required to be posted in all Louisiana classrooms

Get fuckin ready.

Y'all need to organize better. Resistance is the most positive thing you can do with your life.

You're creating a lane to actual freedom

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #25661 on: June 30, 2024, 06:38:41 AM »
Are you gonna let your Grand children be slaves to the christian nationalists?

Suicide bomb could be in their future if you don't stop it now. That's what they want. Fanatical obedience in the future.

Cuz don't fool yourself all those bronze age psychos over in the Cat pan of the world are really doing the bidding of the most powerful hypocrites in the world.

Fools are way too gassed up on can I have a cookie when I die? That they believe all fairy tales.

Get it now cuz worms are all you getting when you pass

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Re: Things You Are Not Stoked On
« Reply #25662 on: Today at 06:05:06 AM »
Teachers for the most part only teach one sided history. Something like religion shouldn't be put in the hands of these lazy curriculum followers. It's not any religions fault, it's letting fucking clowns decide how it's presented. I fully believe there's very very few extremists out there. Just a couple loud talkers. And lots of bad teachers.