I know that a lot of the time I like to mess around just to piss you guys off or whatever.... I am seriously not joking right now. My grandpa seriously might be hiring a Mexican to keep around his house as a maid. He's going to pay it's bills and let it live in a back room, and offer it a salary of $100 per week. I might even be posting a Craigslist ad for him; though I doubt Mexicans read Craigslist. I am soooo stoked. I am going to be at his house so often now, just eating authentic Mexican food all of the time, and dropping shit on the floor just to see if the Mexican will pick it up every single time.