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- Not a fan of koston or Gril
- Don't mind crimson and I like Markovich
- Think chris cole and chris haslam are pushing skating more than most these days and it doesn't really bother me
- Self props don't ruin a guy for me (Bastien and Lutzka)
- I like metal music and don't mind people with metal\punk images
- I like hip-hop and don't mind fresh images either although there's always people who take shit too far
- I get why people hate on Ice Cream so much but at the same time they don't really bother me as much as they seem to bother most
- when I watch a bobby P part, I always think his tricks seem easy. I like his skating though, just not that impressed by his skill level
- If I listed my 10 favorite live shows that I have seen, manson might make the list
- I suck at flat land and manuals
- I suck at bombing hills, never really lived around hills
- I think the gonz gets a lot of credit that should go to Natas
- Thrasher is, always has been and always will be my favorite skateboard magazine

and the worst of the worst

- The only skateboard autograph I ever got was Mike Vs

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i secretly hate skateboarding

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I enjoyed Darren Harpers Get Familiar part
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- The only skateboard autograph I ever got was Mike Vs


The only autograph  I ever got was Jason Ellis, so don't feel bad

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- when I watch a bobby P part, I always think his tricks seem easy. I like his skating though, just not that impressed by his skill level



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-i skate tensors
-my ollies are pretty bad
-i dont mind illusion fs flips
-i like some skaters that most people here hate on
LS stands for little sidekick, lil shit lil slug/slime etc etc

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I hate to hear myself complain (or read myself complaining) about things that don't really matter.
I'm digging the self referentialism... well done.

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- The only skateboard autograph I ever got was Mike Vs

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The only autograph  I ever got was Jason Ellis, so don't feel bad

keenan, rick howard and muska - last one was for a friend

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i love valium!

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I talk shit about everything and everyone

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-I think the only reason i hate rails is because i'm scared of them. 

-Sometimes the music in a video part matters more to me then the skating itself.

-seeing fitted caps annoys me, but you can catch one on my head like daily.

-I love the Toronto Raptors, and i hate the spurs the most in the NBA because they are old and boring and Tim Duncan is the most boring basketball player to step on the court.

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3. I occasionally like to dip Skoal or Copenhagen (I grew up ghetto country, fuck it).

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i cant believe the fucking retards that post here now. the boards need to be blown up and restarted or just deleted for good.
we toked a marley and i split back to the park, minding my own busineess when a rollerblader mean mugs..i let it go.

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About Andy Mac. Two summers ago I was on my annual road trip through Portland when I saw him and his brother skating one of the Dreamland parks un-announced, no demo. Both were ripping, both as good as each other. They claimed they do this every year just for the sake of good old'times, not as work for the mac but as a vacation. It was rad and he fucking ripped.
Nicest guy, of course. I liked the premiere TSM issue article about him. But I will concede to the wackness when it comes to pogo-sticking.
he seems like a nice guy but he is a goon but i kind of want one of those pogo sticks

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- The only skateboard autograph I ever got was Mike Vs


- The only autograph i ever own is not even from a skateboarder. former FIM world superbike rider Ben Bostrom (sp?)

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my favourite trick is heel flip. it was my first flip trick i ever landed. but after being bitched about it by my friends i slowly stopped doing them and i can barley do them now.

i call people fags frow watching big and rob, however ill catch an episode if its on.

ronsons part in first love was good fake style or not.

no body bitches about this but ill choose rick hoawrd over mike carroll any day of the weak.

older dudes bitch about how younger kids should skate more transition, but i dont believe in the whole tranny craze of kids my age (18). i dont hate it i just dont neccisarily like it.

i fucking love bright eyes.
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I push shitfoot
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I'm your favorite skater's favorite skater.

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The skater I look up to most is Eric Koston
I'm your favorite skater's favorite skater.

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- I think TK is funny
- I could care less about ethan fowler post Tincan Folklore
- I think long blonde hair can ruin someones style (kyle leeper)
- I think P-Rod is amazing
- Tom Penny is over-rated
- I was obsessed with Danny Renaud and wanted so bad for him to be a cool guy. When I found out he was a dick, I was crushed.
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I vibed someone today...he had the skate fashion down but couldn't even push, seriously.  I was having a bad day and he was the icing on the cake.

i punched my skateboard and broke my right pinky finger.

i love flat boxes...nollie back lips, back smiths, and back tails feel sooo good on boxes over flat rails...

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im happy because i had fun skateboarding today and acomplished something in the process.

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I don't skate enough, I can't really skate anything but street and small miniramps, I'm a bitch about skating gnarly hills (or I TOE DRAG), my regular stance stance 360 flips are on some ugly vertical-rotation shit, I can't do anything involving a regular/fakie f/s flip or hardflip, weak b/s Smith, I pretty much won't go skating at all if it's 95+ degrees outside, I ride Ventures, I don't pop the caps off of my Swiss, I'm obsessive about having a set of brand-new all-black Phillips for every board, I ride small trucks and wheels on a big board, I prefer pointier, Sheffey-style tails and noses, and I don't like 98% of professional skateboarding. Other than that and maybe more, I'm pretty straight.
whats with that anyway? is that better or what?

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I like: TK, Mike Vallely, Jim Gagne, Jeremy Klein, Mike York, Chad Fernandez, Ryan Johnson, Chad Bartie, Chris Cole.

I saw Chris Branaugh at a demo in 91 and thought he was the shit!
I'm friends with a lot of homosexuals.
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I was obsessed with Danny Renaud and wanted so bad for him to be a cool guy. When I found out he was a dick, I was crushed.
same here. loved his mosaic part

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i like him way more because hes a 'dick'

i hate kev and jared and headache and roulette and kuark and contribute the boards demise mainly to them.
we toked a marley and i split back to the park, minding my own busineess when a rollerblader mean mugs..i let it go.

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I like Shake Junt

Sometimes I skate handrails

I smoke

I like Three 6 mafia

I'd rather see Gauthier Rouger skatin then Rick Howard

I like Jake Duncombe

I ride 8.375 inch  boards

I hate back tail to fakie



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i like him way more because hes a 'dick'

i hate kev and jared and headache and roulette and kuark and contribute the boards demise mainly to them.

i contribute the boards demise to fucks like you who whine about it all day long instead of ignoring us.
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ive kissed a dude..

I believe in a god..

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well there's a mixed bag

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I still don't like nike.

I think koston had better part in mouse than guy.

I'am eurotrash and proud of it.