I don't skate enough, I can't really skate anything but street and small miniramps, I'm a bitch about skating gnarly hills (or I TOE DRAG), my regular stance stance 360 flips are on some ugly vertical-rotation shit, I can't do anything involving a regular/fakie f/s flip or hardflip, weak b/s Smith, I pretty much won't go skating at all if it's 95+ degrees outside, I ride Ventures, I don't pop the caps off of my Swiss, I'm obsessive about having a set of brand-new all-black Phillips for every board, I ride small trucks and wheels on a big board, I prefer pointier, Sheffey-style tails and noses, and I don't like 98% of professional skateboarding. Other than that and maybe more, I'm pretty straight.