Author Topic: What would slap do? (Read 4157 times)

RaptorJesus · « **on:** October 07, 2013, 09:44:45 PM »

ok so this chick txts me out of nowhere if i have a gf. i dont but iim not trying to say im single to lead anything on.

in my head im thinking she wants to go on a date so im asking why...a couple questins later she says straight up she wants sex

now i just got out of a relationship and hesitate to say im single for that reason
do i go with it and ask for pics a shit to get excited....or do i avoid this because sex is rarely just sex. ive jumped from girl to girl for like 4-5 years and dont want to get into shit. what the hell is the high road here

doomstation55 · « **Reply #1 on:** October 07, 2013, 09:47:47 PM »

Well if you get her to send you dirty pics you damn well better post them here.

oyolar · « **Reply #2 on:** October 07, 2013, 09:49:50 PM »

Quote from: doomstation55 on October 07, 2013, 09:47:47 PM

Well if you get her to send you dirty pics you damn well better post them here.

And now your problem is solved.

RaptorJesus · « **Reply #3 on:** October 07, 2013, 09:52:04 PM »

thats not the problem, and yes i aint greedy with pics

SEAN PABLO · « **Reply #4 on:** October 07, 2013, 09:54:20 PM »

MAN THATS A TOUGH ONE, MAYBE REMEMEBR THAT #YOLO ACRONYM EVERYONE KEEPS TALKING ABOUT

RaptorJesus · « **Reply #5 on:** October 07, 2013, 10:02:10 PM »

ive done too much of that with girls already, if i had the yolo mentality i wouldnt care about all the shit i got myself into and wouldnt be here. if all else fails...ill entertain you guys with bad stories. a mini version of awk sex encounters starring raptorjesus

Will Easley · « **Reply #6 on:** October 07, 2013, 10:06:13 PM »

shit man it might help you get your old girl out of your system if you fuck the one tryna busy. is this all happening like right now? fuck it man you might as well jay down on her, and/or post some pics on slap and call it a night, but thats jsut me giving advice while being totally irrelevant to the actual real-life situation.

RaptorJesus · « **Reply #7 on:** October 07, 2013, 10:12:11 PM »

Quote from: Will Easley on October 07, 2013, 10:06:13 PM

shit man it might help you get your old girl out of your system if you fuck the one tryna busy. is this all happening like right now? fuck it man you might as well jay down on her, and/or post some pics on slap and call it a night, but thats jsut me giving advice while being totally irrelevant to the actual real-life situation.

literally right now. maybe ill screenshot it. the last thing i want and need right now is more drama. im a magnet to that

Will Easley · « **Reply #8 on:** October 07, 2013, 10:26:48 PM »

Well if you want me to get on some real shit then don't do it. The way I look at it, sex is one of those things that you KNOW you want when you really want it. If you're hesitant at all about getting some easy pussy then it probably ain't even worth it. I know all these internet nerds are gonna want you post pics, fuck her & tell stories about it blah blah blah but if you REALLY feel like its a bad idea then don't do it.

SEAN PABLO · « **Reply #9 on:** October 07, 2013, 10:43:55 PM »

UMM I DONT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING YOU JUST SAID BUT I THINK SLAP WANTS PICTURES AND STORIES

White Owl · « **Reply #10 on:** October 07, 2013, 10:55:09 PM »

if your single, i dont see the problem. its not like you were fucking her while you were still with your gf, and if you do its not like your getting in a new relationship right after an old one. chicks get fucked on the rebound all the time, cant it be the same for dudes?

Forte · « **Reply #11 on:** October 08, 2013, 12:44:37 AM »

If she's hitting YOU up, it's pretty guaranteed to only be a one night stand. Do it, it helps lose the old chick. gives you confidence and shit

Hercules Rockefeller · « **Reply #12 on:** October 08, 2013, 12:45:48 AM »

Quote from: oyolar on October 07, 2013, 09:49:50 PM

Quote from: doomstation55 on October 07, 2013, 09:47:47 PM
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Well if you get her to send you dirty pics you damn well better post them here.
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And now our problem is solved.

wallieD · « **Reply #13 on:** October 08, 2013, 01:24:31 AM »

text 1 : sup?
text 2 : u have a gf?
text 3 : i wunt 2 fuk

JB · « **Reply #14 on:** October 08, 2013, 10:43:35 AM »

are you capable of hurting this girls feelings if she gets clingy?

yes, fuck her.
no, leave her alone.

Seamus_McShamebag · « **Reply #15 on:** October 08, 2013, 11:10:43 AM »

"Looking back on my life, the only regret that really bothers me is the fact that I had entirely way too much sex over the course of my lifetime."

- Said Nobody in the Course of Human History

foureyedjim · « **Reply #16 on:** October 08, 2013, 03:49:50 PM »

Quote from: JB on October 08, 2013, 10:43:35 AM

are you capable of hurting this girls feelings if she gets clingy?

yes, fuck her.
no, leave her alone.

Also, consider if she's gonna keep bothering you when/if things fall off and you want space.

pencil · « **Reply #17 on:** October 08, 2013, 11:29:46 PM »

hoping to see some titss

Albatross · « **Reply #18 on:** October 09, 2013, 12:00:21 AM »

why did u ask what would slap do in the thread title then ask what the high road is in the post

smoke 2 blunts 840

KOOL MIKE LOVE · « **Reply #19 on:** October 09, 2013, 12:00:38 AM »

your girlfriend is probably fucked 3 dudes already so why shouldn't you fuck this girl, get them pics son, get them pics.

mattofallmatts · « **Reply #20 on:** October 09, 2013, 12:02:22 PM »

FUCK HER YOU IDIOT!

RaptorJesus · « **Reply #21 on:** October 09, 2013, 10:39:23 PM »

this is oakland so theres too many crazy girls, you never know.

she told me last couple times we saw eachother that she just wanted to kiss me, noy jump my shit. which leads me to believe it wouldnt be a "just sex" thing in the end

paraquat · « **Reply #22 on:** October 10, 2013, 06:32:11 AM »

Quote from: KOOL MIKE LOVE on October 09, 2013, 12:00:38 AM

your girlfriend is probably fucked 3 dudes already so why shouldn't you fuck this girl, get them pics son, get them pics.

oyolar · « **Reply #23 on:** October 10, 2013, 11:47:43 AM »

Quote from: RaptorJesus on October 09, 2013, 10:39:23 PM

this is oakland so theres too many crazy girls, you never know.

she told me last couple times we saw eachother that she just wanted to kiss me, noy jump my shit. which leads me to believe it wouldnt be a "just sex" thing in the end

Then just make sure to tell her that you don't want a relationship and it's just sex. Then if she says ok and ends up wanting more, it's not your fault.

GAY · « **Reply #24 on:** October 10, 2013, 12:06:14 PM »

I would ask her about her ex boyfriends and then ask her if they had big penises.

mattofallmatts · « **Reply #25 on:** October 10, 2013, 12:22:06 PM »

Quote from: GAY on October 10, 2013, 12:06:14 PM

I would ask her about her ex boyfriends and then ask her if they had big penises.

Make her send you pics of their dongs and post them.

RaptorJesus · « **Reply #26 on:** October 10, 2013, 12:24:52 PM »

i dont need her to get those dick pics now

mattofallmatts · « **Reply #27 on:** October 10, 2013, 12:56:40 PM »

Quote from: RaptorJesus on October 10, 2013, 12:24:52 PM

i dont need her to get those dick pics now

OHHHH YEAH, WHY??

RaptorJesus · « **Reply #28 on:** October 10, 2013, 04:02:53 PM »

Quote from: mattofallmatts on October 10, 2013, 12:56:40 PM

Quote from: RaptorJesus on October 10, 2013, 12:24:52 PM
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i dont need her to get those dick pics now
[close]

OHHHH YEAH, WHY??

what you think i aint cute enough or somethin

Dole · « **Reply #29 on:** October 10, 2013, 07:25:30 PM »

So you're (sub)consciously waiting for feelings to grow and end up in a pile of shit or in a true relationship. I kinda envy you for being such a gentleman for not fucking her already but on the other side i think you're just scared and hurt. Oh man that was deep. Best of luck. BTW is she really really good-looking?

Author Topic: What would slap do? (Read 4157 times)

Will Easley

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