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Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #150 on: December 13, 2013, 06:58:34 AM »
No PlanB video. It will never come out, never!

Back in the 80's, going years and years without releasing footage on a tape would have erased you from the mind of most kids, these days the riders can just tweet and instagram pictures of their freakin cars or food to stay relevant. Fuck this!

I demand my PlanB video!

(except for the Sheckler part which has been posted on Slap this year, included him backside fliiping El Toro)


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Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #151 on: December 13, 2013, 07:04:51 AM »
2014: Figgy starts a team with Dickson and provost...team fizzles out the same year due to overdoses on mescaline, and art direction gone awry. 
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Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #152 on: December 13, 2013, 07:44:42 AM »
lindsey robertson stages a comeback attempt by cab heelflip stalefishing hollywood high 12
fabian alomar is still in prison



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Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #153 on: December 13, 2013, 11:45:34 AM »
Jaws is gonna break something

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Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #154 on: December 13, 2013, 01:31:36 PM »
Jaws is gonna break something

And it's going to be like his arm flew off or something...not some fracture...a limb or two will be gone 4evr

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Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #155 on: December 14, 2013, 03:16:53 AM »
zered of redbull hat,
active erica drops bert wooton account,
welcome skateboards releases a 14" wide board,
someone starts a skateboard company called "getto images", using low res. watermarked stock photos as graphics, looks awesome
rob welsh films a fun part,

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Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #156 on: December 14, 2013, 05:20:57 AM »
zered of redbull hat,
active erica drops bert wooton account,
welcome skateboards releases a 14" wide board,
someone starts a skateboard company called "getto images", using low res. watermarked stock photos as graphics, looks awesome
rob welsh films a fun part,

i could see that...

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Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #157 on: December 14, 2013, 05:49:45 AM »
Nyjah will try even harder for SOTY - cause it's pretty obvious how badly he wants that.

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Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #158 on: December 14, 2013, 05:55:23 AM »
The last three years nyjah's dad has been training hard. He will not release any footage only to Rob Dyrdek himself. Rob sits back in his chair and smiles. Street league 23 is coming around the corner all the skateboard athletes are there nyjah starts getting hot n heavy and he sees a familiar figure do a switch back tail in the distance. Oh that's just bastien he thinks to
Himself. He does a double take as the figure approaches.. Could it be. It's Nyah's fucking dad KILLING IT!!!!!!FUCK YEA NYJAS DADdd!!!!  That kickass song from grind about stealing the sun from the sky comes on and they shred nyjah's dad wins real good and rides away holding hands with chad Fernandez fuck yea chad Fernandez

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Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #159 on: December 14, 2013, 06:31:00 AM »
Nijah will get Thrasher face tats.

Lenny Kirk will return as Jesus 2.

SLAP will keep the hate alive...
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Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #160 on: December 15, 2013, 12:11:45 AM »
Jereme Rogers sets up Amateur Hour Apparel under the Selfish Umbrella

The high 5's after a land will become just as important to film as the trick being done

I totally agree with whoever said there will be a further polarization between skaters and $katers.  

People will continue to use thousands of dollars worth of film equipment to mimic the effects of shooting on VHS tapes. 

Hate! will probably keep on hating.  Hopefully.  

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Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #161 on: December 15, 2013, 02:20:38 AM »
As Cole is already on their list and did a comercial for them, half the DC skaters will be sponsored by BeatsByDre in no time!


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Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #162 on: December 15, 2013, 02:51:49 AM »
someone from $LAVE will go pro
someone from the vans video will be SOTY (hopefully Dollin)
2 pro's will fight with each other
instagram fights between pros/ams will increase
Tony Cervantes will go pro
Dane Burman will get a pro shoe on fallen
Dennis Durrant will get hooked up finally maybe by cliche and may have a board by September-December
Tommy Fynn will go pro for stereo
Sheckler will have a Thrasher cover
Jake Duncombe will ride for Cons

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Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #163 on: December 15, 2013, 07:59:10 AM »
Pat Burke turn pro.
That's all I need in 2014

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Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #164 on: December 15, 2013, 10:43:32 AM »
Some kid is going to have a gruesome injury skating one of those double rails people are skating  when a limb gets stuck in between them
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Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #165 on: December 15, 2013, 11:10:25 AM »
Nyjah will try even harder for SOTY - cause it's pretty obvious how badly he wants that.

You don't think he's going to go with the "less is more" approach this time? I think he learned a little something these last 2 years.

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Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #166 on: December 15, 2013, 11:24:00 AM »
2014 - Year of Naked Skateboarding?

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Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #167 on: December 15, 2013, 11:39:05 AM »
following the success of the filmer filming nobody in that one nyjah line, companies will start orchestrating skits/scenes/hijinx in the background of tricks for the viewers. soon, all skate tricks will become choreographed one act plays
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Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #168 on: December 15, 2013, 12:23:15 PM »
Koston comes out officially as a scientologist- tarnishes his reputation
Skateboarding DVDs officially become a dead medium, skate world continues to be saturated with amazing but forgettable internet footage
Threat goes out of business, baker picks up Forrest Edwards
Mystery goes out of business
The meaning of SOTY continues to depreciate in value
Zered Bassett and Eli reed release footage, the world rejoices
Mark Suciu continues to reign supreme in the streets
Fucking Awesome actually does something
Nyjah does something so unbelievably gnarly not even slap can find a reason to hate on it

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Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #169 on: December 15, 2013, 12:56:22 PM »
Lotto will get into the skate shoe game, with indoor soccer  shoes like adidas.

can't find a good pair since years. love lotto!


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Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #170 on: December 15, 2013, 03:11:08 PM »
Nyjah does something so unbelievably gnarly not even slap can find a reason to hate on it

im saying this doesnt happen until at least 2016.

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Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #171 on: December 15, 2013, 03:18:09 PM »
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Lotto will get into the skate shoe game, with indoor soccer  shoes like adidas.
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can't find a good pair since years. love lotto!


Salabanzi on lotto! that would actually be sick

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Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #172 on: December 15, 2013, 04:40:17 PM »
one more: Daryl Angel on Chocolate?
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Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #173 on: December 15, 2013, 06:09:13 PM »
one more: Daryl Angel on Chocolate?

wasn't he flow before skatemental? remember  reading a interview with him a few years a go and i saw that
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Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #174 on: December 15, 2013, 06:20:49 PM »
Shoe company goes under
Energy drinks drop their riders

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Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #175 on: December 15, 2013, 06:33:51 PM »
My favorite prediction is, "Bert Wooton gets Erica Yary pregnant". Fuck that 'd be awesomely hilarious

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Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #176 on: December 15, 2013, 07:39:15 PM »
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one more: Daryl Angel on Chocolate?
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wasn't he flow before skatemental? remember  reading a interview with him a few years a go and i saw that
Yeah, but that was a different time, and now Chocolate has a heavy SJ connection and Daryl has a pretty well established name. Habitat's pro roster is pretty full, and Daryl's skating kind of reminds me of the skating direction Chocolate is heading in. Its a total left field prediction, but isn't that part of the thread? If it does somehow happen (an outside chance) I'll be able to say I predicted it.
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Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #177 on: December 15, 2013, 08:00:59 PM »
Enjoi loses a few more riders, goes full mall status.


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Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #178 on: December 15, 2013, 08:32:01 PM »
COTG come back

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Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #179 on: December 15, 2013, 08:53:49 PM »
COTG come back

Becomes first person to win SOTY and POTY in the same year.

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