Author Topic: 2014 predictions  (Read 27454 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Noid

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 44
  • Rep: 5
Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #90 on: December 02, 2013, 04:26:43 PM »
2014 will become 1990s 2.0

steam vent

  • Guest
Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #91 on: December 02, 2013, 05:16:30 PM »
Swishy pants/tear-aways

germy rogirs

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Full Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 194
  • Rep: -14
Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #92 on: December 02, 2013, 05:32:25 PM »
Nyjah poses for playgirl

Steve Berra does a backside flip

Brian wenning gains 50 poundz



weaselhead

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 527
  • Rep: 36
  • SLAP OG SLAP OG : Been around since SLAP was a mag.
Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #93 on: December 02, 2013, 06:22:05 PM »
I heard it today, "make money, buy sandwiches".

goldfishboot

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 406
  • Rep: 147
Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #94 on: December 02, 2013, 06:28:03 PM »
2014 will become 1990s 2.0

I believe this is going to escalate for a few more years

captainfalcon69

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 568
  • Rep: 15
Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #95 on: December 02, 2013, 06:44:31 PM »
hardflip back noseblunt on a handrail?

germy rogirs

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Full Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 194
  • Rep: -14
Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #96 on: December 02, 2013, 06:59:39 PM »
hardflip back noseblunt on a handrail?

Not really a handrail but lmao that it was upload by UFC on fox..

Ronald Wilson Reagan

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 24533
  • Rep: -936
  • I own Malibu? I am going to fuck you.
  • SLAP OG SLAP OG : Been around since SLAP was a mag.
Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #97 on: December 02, 2013, 09:06:11 PM »
This debate is still not resolved, as it never will be:
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
Expand Quote

6. Skate scenes become more polarized in some doing it as a sport and others as an art

[close]
exactly what I was thinking.
[close]

How is skateboarding an art?  And what makes you think that people who happen to compete don't consider what they do an art? The age old question is it an art or a sport? I believe it's neither.
[close]

While I agree that it is not just either of these things, it is clearly more of an art than a sport if one were to choose.  Style is such a huge factor in skateboarding and it most often trumps skill.  I would personally call it more of a hobby.   

New P-Rod Company becomes the 2014 version of what girl was in 1993. P Rod steals the best tech skaters from the best teams because they also happen to be his buddies. Just like with the original Girl team, kids stop paying attention to the plan b team.
-Prediction for 2033- Danny Way bitterly makes some reference to Paul Rodriguez's company in while being interviewed about the third plan B team he started (this time strictly as a wheelchair bound owner...and yes, he did jump the mega in the wheelchair) after plan B 2.0 goes out of business in 2018)

Nyjah Backside 5050's Dane Burman's ender rail from Cold War. Slap explodes in arguments about whether Nyjah is lame for trying to one up Dane or if the people claiming that wouldn't say that if somebody besides Nyjah did it.

With Nyjah getting more accepted, skaters will have to find a new little shit prodigy to unfairly pick on- that little shit prodigy's name will be Jagger Eaton. He'll release parts for about 5 years that are hated on mercilessly, then will release an "I'm all grown up" part that blows minds

Having fully retired, Sammy Baptista will admit that he has been lying about his stance since he was 12. He will follow up by saying "honestly, I don't see how the ridiculous lie I told when I was a little kid held up for so long"

Enjoi never fully recovers from the loss of Jerry. Its a bummer, and everybody fondly remembers enjoi at its heyday.

The nike backlash will really pick up, but it won't really matter anymore, because Nike is too established.

Static IV will come out, Plan B video will not come out.

If by some magical power Forrest Edwards gets on street league it will be magical. The most epic rivalry in all of sports history will be sparked between him and Bastien, who finally gets comfortable with the format and becomes the new "guy to beat."  Forrest will never be allowed to be interviewed on air after the first time, during which he claims "Sheckler and Chaz are fags with their earrings and shit" amongst other horrifically not-ready-for-primetime remarks and long stares into the camera. Despite all of this, he is a force to be reckoned with

Somebody pukes or passes out on "weekend buzz"

Baggy pants- still not in.

Jeremy Wray releases a sleeper internet part. Everybody is amazed that he still is pushing limits.

Jaws retires, citing knee problems

Mark Suciu releases 4 parts, Ishod releases 2

Kids start posting on slap who started skating after full flared was released, talk about it like it came out a week after video days.

Bitcoin crashes in a blaze of glory.

l33tg33k definitely gets laid
Are you a kook? If you would say this, the answer is “YES”
I quit skating for a time due to piling out

Ripped Laces

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 1203
  • Rep: 9
  • Dude, this is america. There are idiots everywhere
    • Ripped Laces = Shoe reviews, product reviews & more avatar image
Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #98 on: December 02, 2013, 09:54:11 PM »
2014 will become 1990s 2.0
pretty accurate actually
« Last Edit: December 02, 2013, 09:55:46 PM by Ripped Laces »

Switch Front Feeble

  • Guest
Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #99 on: December 02, 2013, 09:58:20 PM »
This debate is still not resolved, as it never will be:
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
Expand Quote

6. Skate scenes become more polarized in some doing it as a sport and others as an art

[close]
exactly what I was thinking.
[close]

How is skateboarding an art??  And what makes you think that people who happen to compete don't consider what they do an art? The age old question is it an art or a sport? I believe it's neither.
[close]

While I agree that it is not just either of these things, it is clearly more of an art than a sport if one were to choose.?  Style is such a huge factor in skateboarding and it most often trumps skill.?  I would personally call it more of a hobby.?  ? 
[close]

New P-Rod Company becomes the 2014 version of what girl was in 1993. P Rod steals the best tech skaters from the best teams because they also happen to be his buddies. Just like with the original Girl team, kids stop paying attention to the plan b team.
-Prediction for 2033- Danny Way bitterly makes some reference to Paul Rodriguez's company in while being interviewed about the third plan B team he started (this time strictly as a wheelchair bound owner...and yes, he did jump the mega in the wheelchair) after plan B 2.0 goes out of business in 2018)

Nyjah Backside 5050's Dane Burman's ender rail from Cold War. Slap explodes in arguments about whether Nyjah is lame for trying to one up Dane or if the people claiming that wouldn't say that if somebody besides Nyjah did it.

With Nyjah getting more accepted, skaters will have to find a new little shit prodigy to unfairly pick on- that little shit prodigy's name will be Jagger Eaton. He'll release parts for about 5 years that are hated on mercilessly, then will release an "I'm all grown up" part that blows minds

Having fully retired, Sammy Baptista will admit that he has been lying about his stance since he was 12. He will follow up by saying "honestly, I don't see how the ridiculous lie I told when I was a little kid held up for so long"

Enjoi never fully recovers from the loss of Jerry. Its a bummer, and everybody fondly remembers enjoi at its heyday.

The nike backlash will really pick up, but it won't really matter anymore, because Nike is too established.

Static IV will come out, Plan B video will not come out.

If by some magical power Forrest Edwards gets on street league it will be magical. The most epic rivalry in all of sports history will be sparked between him and Bastien, who finally gets comfortable with the format and becomes the new "guy to beat."?  Forrest will never be allowed to be interviewed on air after the first time, during which he claims "Sheckler and Chaz are fags with their earrings and shit" amongst other horrifically not-ready-for-primetime remarks and long stares into the camera. Despite all of this, he is a force to be reckoned with

Somebody pukes or passes out on "weekend buzz"

Baggy pants- still not in.

Jeremy Wray releases a sleeper internet part. Everybody is amazed that he still is pushing limits.

Jaws retires, citing knee problems

Mark Suciu releases 4 parts, Ishod releases 2

Kids start posting on slap who started skating after full flared was released, talk about it like it came out a week after video days.

Bitcoin crashes in a blaze of glory.

l33tg33k definitely gets laid

So much win.

Noid

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 44
  • Rep: 5
Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #100 on: December 02, 2013, 11:01:20 PM »
6 more mass shootings in the USA, all of which will be rumored to be the work of the Illuminati
"hipster" becomes an even more popular buzz word
the skater look will continue to morph, plain white t shirts, bucket hats, highwater pants and socks become the new best sellers at zumiez by the end of 2014
FA gains mass success, no longer cool
Canada begins to turn back US immigrants as the economy some how gets worse
marijuana leagalized in 2 more states 



Andrew

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 753
  • Rep: 100
  • lightcatcher
Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #101 on: December 02, 2013, 11:19:31 PM »
Hate is a prophet
The only thing you nerds grind down is yer keyboard keys.

Probably A Robot

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 1004
  • Rep: 63
  • dancing about architecture
Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #102 on: December 03, 2013, 12:11:44 AM »
Nyjah Backside 5050's Dane Burman's ender rail from Cold War. Slap explodes in arguments about whether Nyjah is lame for trying to one up Dane or if the people claiming that wouldn't say that if somebody besides Nyjah did it.
Nyjah and Burman are both goofy, and the rail he did was frontside  ???
"I'm regular, but I identify as switch backside."

AsianVegan

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 1391
  • Rep: 110
Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #103 on: December 03, 2013, 02:57:03 AM »
New Tory Pudwill full-part causes SLAP to rethink/retract previous comments regarding Nyjah and reconsider what "horrible" style really is.
Amid the 90's era trick trend somebody goes backside and one-up Puig's smith kick flip primo slide.
Pressure flips down stairs become a short-lived thing.
Vans cupsole classics range is released marking the triumphant resurgence of (flooded) cords and half-cabs.
Handrail 5-0 switch crooked.
Suciu releases 5 minute parts on a bi-monthly basis, while acing college and a pursuing a hobbyist interest in furniture design. Surprisingly his sponsors choose renew his contracts.
Snowboard influenced board shapes.

finknoos

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 4471
  • Rep: -170
  • Typos here there and everywhere
Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #104 on: December 03, 2013, 05:51:27 AM »
Gravette will 50-50 the longest rail known to man, everyone will go wild.
Nyjah will subsequently crook the same rail, no-one will care.
lots more football inspired shoes
Kappa joins the skate game
Skinny-fit jogging bottoms will be the new high waters
someone will fakie 540 kickflip down some stairs
palace will colab with an alcohol company, probably london pride
someone will kickflip into an upwards rail grind
Steve berra wont even step foot on a skateboard, yet act like hels saving skateboarding somehow
CK2 will be entertaining as fuck
Bucket hats will fully replace 5 panels

heckler

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 6170
  • Rep: 475
  • SLAP OG SLAP OG : Been around since SLAP was a mag.
    Bronze Topic Start Bronze Topic Start : Start a topic with over 1,000 replies.
Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #105 on: December 03, 2013, 05:55:10 AM »
Ishod and Mark Suciu become this generation's Kalis and Stevie.

Cons pulls out.

Jake Johnson releases three tricks all year... but they're all worthy of 20 page threads.

Company videos are out, smaller, indie videos are in.

Enjoi starts to suck, to no one's surprise.

The street league park built near my parents house doesn't get any more fun.

Vine and Instagram videos start to gain legitimacy as real releases to look forward to.

Shake Junt starts to go out of style, only to replace by something equally as regular.

A full blown skateboarding sex scandal will come to light.
Ha SLAP's resident libtard and NY pro cocksucker.

insufferablepedant

  • Guest
Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #106 on: December 03, 2013, 06:22:01 AM »
no-one will remember your birthday

hankmasterflex

  • Guest
Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #107 on: December 03, 2013, 06:22:37 AM »
Crack becomes the new trendy drug in skateboarding. Crack socks, crack all over print hoodies, etc.

My dad gets parole

Another pro will find god

Og de souza will do the mega ramp

Kickflip indys will make a comeback

McDonalds will start a board company that comes with $20 gift certificates with their boards. Hamburglar will be their main pro, while Grimace will end up in rehab.



finknoos

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 4471
  • Rep: -170
  • Typos here there and everywhere
Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #108 on: December 03, 2013, 06:27:29 AM »
Crack becomes the new trendy drug in skateboarding. Crack socks, crack all over print hoodies, etc.

My dad gets parole

Another pro will find god

Og de souza will do the mega ramp

Kickflip indys will make a comeback

McDonalds will start a board company that comes with $20 gift certificates with their boards. Hamburglar will be their main pro, while Grimace will end up in rehab.




For some reason i can see nollie flip tuck knees happening

JB

  • Trade Count: (+3)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 8327
  • Rep: 857
  • Rusty Berrings Roll Forever
Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #109 on: December 03, 2013, 06:46:17 AM »
bert wooton gets erica yary pregnant and starts looking for a real job.

snaked plissken

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 1183
  • Rep: 30
  • FxOxAxD
Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #110 on: December 03, 2013, 06:52:03 AM »
i'll care less and less about internet skateboarding

Vans video will be played many many times.

NoComply180

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 3769
  • Rep: -469
  • Objectivity police
Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #111 on: December 03, 2013, 07:48:16 AM »
Expand Quote
Crack becomes the new trendy drug in skateboarding. Crack socks, crack all over print hoodies, etc.

My dad gets parole

Another pro will find god

Og de souza will do the mega ramp

Kickflip indys will make a comeback

McDonalds will start a board company that comes with $20 gift certificates with their boards. Hamburglar will be their main pro, while Grimace will end up in rehab.



[close]

For some reason i can see nollie flip tuck knees happening
I can see nollie heel tuck knees. that could either be horrendous or beautiful. probably horrendous.


the fat decenzo gets kicked off plan b
bledsoe loses his sponsors
lenny rivas goes to MIT



Him ah fall off building an bumboclot him legs

Lou_Sanus

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Newbie
  • *
  • Posts: 16
  • Rep: -2
Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #112 on: December 03, 2013, 08:15:15 AM »

Enjoi starts to suck, to no one's surprise.

I don't quite buy this one. While Jerry was undeniably a big part of Enjoi I think Louie Barletta is the heart and soul of that company.
As long as he sticks around I have faith that Enjoi will still be rad. Or at very least it will take more then a year for them to get lame.

Makaveli

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 2090
  • Rep: -608
Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #113 on: December 03, 2013, 08:27:04 AM »
the stuff you guys come up with is too funny. you guys are too into this.
I’m a ghost that everyone can see.

SodaJerk

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 8540
  • Rep: 1085
  • Butterscotch yo!
Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #114 on: December 03, 2013, 08:29:21 AM »
Expand Quote
Crack becomes the new trendy drug in skateboarding. Crack socks, crack all over print hoodies, etc.

My dad gets parole

Another pro will find god

Og de souza will do the mega ramp

Kickflip indys will make a comeback

McDonalds will start a board company that comes with $20 gift certificates with their boards. Hamburglar will be their main pro, while Grimace will end up in rehab.



[close]

For some reason i can see nollie flip tuck knees happening
This is a more pleasing option than kickflip indys

heckler

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 6170
  • Rep: 475
  • SLAP OG SLAP OG : Been around since SLAP was a mag.
    Bronze Topic Start Bronze Topic Start : Start a topic with over 1,000 replies.
Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #115 on: December 03, 2013, 11:50:46 AM »
Male pattern baldness starts trending as more and more pros grow older.

Twisting manual combos become hot shit.

Chops can't stay resist the lure of CBI and makes a comeback.
Ha SLAP's resident libtard and NY pro cocksucker.

Monkey_Mcpott

  • Guest
Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #116 on: December 03, 2013, 11:58:08 AM »
Jon Dickson finally gets some decent recognition?

Switch Front Feeble

  • Guest
Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #117 on: December 03, 2013, 12:17:57 PM »
FA doesn't make enough money, has to change name to Freaking Awesome to appeal to larger market

Berra's unavoidable descent into lunacy continues

Everyone on LE stops skating and becomes frozen in an eternal existence of perma high

Kids that were once stoked on shake junt realize how stupid it is

Epic jereme rogers comeback part

East coast skating rises to unanimous popularity

Suciu continues to destroy

Nyjah continues to destroy, SLAP will continue to hate for reasons uknown

Artsy edits will increasingly have less to do with actual skateboarding, become 5 minute b&w avant-garde videos with someone sticking a kickflip on flat in the middle

Lil wayne will come out with a street part

People realize weed socks are extremely overrated, huf has to come up with something actually creative to maintain income

Forrest Edwards continues to display utter lack of basic communication/ language comprehension, tre flip 5050s Rincon

Rich white kids and OF fanatics continue to be the only skaters that buy supreme gear

Shane O'neill will tre flip front feeble a handrail


Baron Samedi

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • SLAP Pal
  • ******
  • Posts: 3412
  • Rep: 372
Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #118 on: December 03, 2013, 12:23:30 PM »
While skating the 3 up 3 down in SF, Braydon Szafranski sees someone with super cool leather accessories walk in to the Armory. He wanders in after them and is never seen again.

I_Respect_Wood

  • Trade Count: (0)
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 870
  • Rep: 13
Re: 2014 predictions
« Reply #119 on: December 03, 2013, 02:03:43 PM »

Fucking Awesome will post a photo on their instagram.
Tosh Towned blow our minds with a 12 minutes comeback part.
Berrics - Thrasher Collabo.
All videos in 8K
Ty Evans work in the new baker/shake junt/dearhwish
Palace Videos in HD.
Orange beanie comeback